h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi there, and welcome to h2g2! I'm fords, one of the Assistant Community Editors round here, and I'm here to help you get settled in, so to speak.

Now, the best way to get you started is to give you some links, but instead of loading you with them all here, feel free to click on my name above. It will take you to my Personal Space, where I have compiled some useful links for newbies.

If you have any questions at all, Don't Panic! All you need to do is click Reply to this message, and I will be more than happy to help.

Enjoy the site!

I´m so tired! So this has to whait until tomorrow,but I would like some help getting around then.Went to your page and tried a little,...How do I get to be a Keeper ? Is there restaurants? How can that be???
Are you old?in h2g2-- or human years?
Is there anyone who needs comfort and pillows and new towels???
Tell me more...Can I have pictures on my Space?-How??? Thanks again for your friendly words.Lot´s of kind Thoughts to you- Goodnight!

Hello there, if you are in need of a then just contact me.
I can prescribe and lots moreness if required

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HI DOC!
Yes I Need and some champaigne and someone to tell me more....
-and I have got clean towels # if you need it. I am also
willing to tuck you in at night.Take care ! Hope to hear from you soon!

Of course you can become a Keeper! Just go along to A441596 and I'm sure they'll be glad to have you.

Yes, you can have pictures on your space. Not external pics I'm afraid, but why not have a look in the h2g2 picture library at C809?

I'm only a few months old in h2g2-land, but in real life I'm 21. There, I think I answered all the questions, you're working me hard!

*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner*

Greetings and welcome!

I'm one of the h2g2 Guardian Angels, and we like to say hi and help out...

I noticed that you asked about pictures - I've written an article together with Kristina the Flamenco dancer, that I hope will be of use to you: <./>A690518</.>

Have fun!

Hello!
It takes me some time to figure everything out, I just realiced That you had answered my qestions!!!! Thank´s ford !!! and Titania!!! I will follow your links and start writing more serious on my page when I have some time of,at the moment my life is hectic.
This is so much fun! I just want to read everything in the guide and go everywhere!!! Sweet dreams all you human flowers ! And wherever you are