h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ive already got that one sorted

Oh, I've still got cigarettes.

Wot, a biro?

RF

Best of luck Serephina. I've got to get round to really wanting to quit again. Now that you have, give it all you've got. If you feel yourself starting to weaken let us know on H2G2 and we'll talk you out of it.

One plus is that you'll never be reduced to this: A5903129

Yes, that's a blatant plug, but I've a feeling it's going to languish.

You're obviously a completely crap smoker, Roymondo. I used to start getting upset if my available supply (i.e. on my person, or within easy availability) fell below one spare packet.

RF,evilgrin>

You've miised you're "<"

You're obviously in need of a cigarette.

I overcompensated on my "i".

I'm obviously in need of a cigarette.

I generally stock up when I get paid but this has been a funny old month and I didn't get round to it. Sorted some now though.

I think it's my keyboard...doesn't like and < unless I type it really hard (like just now)...

Don't want to shell out for another keyboard at the moment...and may need some tech support if I did!

RF

I used to have a network of non-smoking friends who would keep me in supplies of duty-free from their holidays, back in the days when you could do such things...is that forward planning, or anal-retentive?

RF

My dad still buys duty free cigs from abroad when he goes. He keeps it locked in a cupboard. Which can be opened with a screwdriver, apparently...

My folks generally bring a couple of boxes of Golden Virgin back. Not sure of the legality as they don't charge me for it.BIG

Yes, I know, 33 years old, blagging baccy off the folks. I'm not proud.

I don't use a screwdriver to get cigarettes. But I know of someone who does. I wish I hadn;t posted that last posts post of a post.*

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Hopefully, my posts have know confused people and they won;t think...etc.

You have no shame.

But I think we knew that already...

RF

Fair cop, no shame, but *tons* of embarrasment.


, got a bit 2legs there.

Oi, roy, enough of the smiley's already!

You know what? I'm in a really good mood.

Why's dat, den?

RF

I've no idea but it's good, and about bloody time!

Are we talking about soup?

Scotch Egg soup, with no egg and plenty of scotch.


I promise to restrict my use of that pathetic pun to once a month. If you pick your threads carefully you might never see it again.

Wow! A new game! The Dodge the Roymondo Scotch Egg Pun Game.

Or, even better, The Find The Roymondo Scotch Egg Pun Game. Hours of fun!

I'll post it once a month and the first person to mention it my PS wins, erm, not much. Maybe a pint at a meet. How's that?

(apart from a geographically biased very bad idea).

Any of you who've actually heard me cough will know I 'have' to quit or I'm going to land myself in serious trouble before long..(the dr has been threatening me with respitory crippledom by 35 or so for years!)just had to get to the point where I really saw that too.The thought of walking up a hill without having to stop 2 or 3 times,a decent nights sleep and a saving of around 35-40 squids a week should help me through it