h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*gestures at likes/dislikes list* so whatcha think of dark brunettes? hmmmm???

Well, obviously, brunettes would lie somewhere in the middle.

Gothic-style brunettes obviously take precedence, though

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What kind of brunette am I?! *hops up and down, thinks better of it and throws her combat boots up on the table and takes a drag off her cigarette whilst eyeing you somewhat imperiously*

*fishes back compliment and gives it less subtley*

I've seen your photos and I think you're very attractive, OK?

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*hyperventilates*

You'd be even more shocked if you knew what _I_ looked like

B

oh? why is that?

http://maxx.linc.ox.ac.uk/cgi-bin/photos.pl?event=OUSGG82&photo=27

*only picture of me I can find on the net*

That's me on the right, only I've now got a goatee.

Oh, and the next challenge is to top the _most postings_ table, while averaging more than 300 characters. Only I've done that, to my knowledge

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LOL..(on the postings..not the picture)

You ARE good looking, whatchu talkin bout willis? Although why you'd shave your head, I can't figure out *isn't into the shaved head man thing*

My hair, when I let it grow out is _horrible_. It's a dirty blonde, thin and wispy, and is somewhere in between flat and wavy (ie. I can't carry either of them off).

Besides, I read somewhere than 1 in 8 women are attracted to bald heads. That's better odds than I usually get

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Hmm..you may have a point then (thought I doubt it's all THAT bad).

Oh, believe me, it is.

Somewhere round here, I started a very pathetic thread while I was drunk, explaining why I couldn't get a girlfriend. If you're nice to me I might dig it out and cringe while you read it

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that would be interesting..go find it!

Only if you promise not to be rude.

OK, here it is. And remember, it was linked to an entry talking about love, realtionships etc. It wasn't just me being desperate

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