h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I reckoned I could post this here as both of you will no doubt read this.

I hae just posted to cuddlywolfs PS reiterating the fact that he/she/it should post toi either m in, yours or akas ps with the crp they are posting. I will even leave it there as I don't give a damn about what is there.

I think we should try our best to draw this fruitcase away from any newbies pages we can, as I believe we can deal with it better and I like the freshness of Luthiena and wouldn't want her to get jaded by twts like these. Also we are experienced enough on hootoo and better able to deal with this appropriately I feel.

And I know you're reading this CW and it hink you have got to be a grade A idiot.

Regards

KJ

Damn,


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Sorry It wasn't me it was MR Daniels that cannot spell or type

I agree completely. However, as reverse psychology goes, chances are they will never use this thread, and keep targeting the innocent newbies - that's the kind of people they are.

True Sat but this is one of those times where I felt I had to make the effort to make a difference. Muppetts anonymous anyone?


I bagsie Swedish Chef

*wants to be the piano playing dog*

It's the effort that matters. I appreciate it. I'm sure everyone else does too.

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*twathead*...charming!

You knew I would do this:


Rowlf the Dog
Miss Piggy
Kermit
The Great Gonzo
Fozzie
The Swedish Chef
Sam the Eagle
Scooter
Mr. Waldorf
Statler
Animal
Zoot
Janice
Dr. Teeth
Sgt. Floyd Pepper
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Beaker
Lew Zealand
Camilla the Chicken
Rizzo the Rat
Crazy Harry
George the Janitor
Muppet newscaster
Foo-Foo
Hilda
J.P.Grosse
Sweetums
Kermit's Nephew, Robin
Dr. Julius Strangepork
Link Hogthrob
Annie Sue
Pops
Marvin Suggs
Wanda and Wayne
Beauregard the Stagehand

(The complete character list of the Muppet Show.)

I get either Beaker or Dr. Bunsen Honeydew!

Actually. I didn't. And now I am shocked. See. Look at the smiley -

I didn't know either cl.


It is such a good name. it is so much better than the coarser Dkbreath and fkface that I wanted to post.

And I see they are still at it under different guise. The mods rejected my complaint about them using the name akasucksdick.

*has a humourous image of little aka sucking on the face of Richard Whiteley like a wee fishie*

What are the rules for defamation of character and slander on this site? I mean other than the additional legal alternatives that lead to charges, a criminal record, and fines?

Well aka could sue (unless the accusation is true (j/K))
It is defamation really isn't it, although I don't know whether it would count by defaming ak's online persona?

From what I understand it's not just the weak *denial of service* spams, both aka and Saturnine are getting personal attacks on their own email services. They are pathetically childish and not well organised but personal comments were made other than the laughable fake emails that cuddlywolf or her mate claimed. I believe some may be legally actionable although I don't really have all the details.

Hmm. New law I wonder? "Defamation of Online Reputation"?

Reputation?


"Your Honour, this gang of *literate* deviants made me look like an idiot in front of both of my friend"

"Errrm. I think you'll find you did that"

"OK, they also alleged I had a short attention... ...what was I saying?"

Excellent!

*both my friend*

"I further charge that it wasn't me, it was someone who said they were me when they used my computer and name while I was ..... ..... otherwise engaged."

Kermit.

Sorry, this muppet thing's got my attention...

hello tis the fish here .Whats happen to sats email then she having trouble? Be them gastly digi box users striking again.Their nowt but idiots arent they? well i must swim off feel a hook in me mouth .

What a charming dialect. Not often one sees 'tis in a non-poetic situation.
*What's happened to Sat's email then, she having trouble?* I'm guessing an attempt to recreate the colourful language of Yorkshire, perhaps or maybe somwhere West of there? Certainly *Be them ghastly digi box users* would be indicitive of some kind of attempt to sound like Long John Silver. Indeed, one of the definitions of *ghastly* is: *resembling a ghost*. Of course, the misspelling could be of *gassy* which could speak to the physical condition of the digiboxers, or even another definition of the word: *characterized by many words but little content : emptily verbose*. *Nowt but idiots* would again indicate the North Country, wouldn't it? I imagine since the author seems to have piscatorian roots they may actually live on the coast unless they simply like fish and chips! The self-depreciating tone of the last sentence once again confirms my theory that those who refer to themselves in the first person pronoun in lower case have self-loathing issues.

All IMHO, of course.