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Post 241

Trout Montague

Oi!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1121754.ece


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Post 242

Pinniped


Yeah, well, kids these days. Fur seals are pretty distant relatives anyhow. Distinctly closer to penguinkind to start with, if you ask me.

Penguins, right, I have to admit that's pretty disgustingsmiley - ill. I'd sooner sleep with a human than one of those.

Anyway, in future at least try show some class. Post the Beeb version:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7379554.stm


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Post 243

Trout Montague

It was class ... faux working class.


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Post 244

Boots

Hi Trout,
Boots is back and I hear you are now in the antipodes? Hope all is good there.
Take care
Boots


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Post 245

Pinniped


That'll teach you to keep upsmiley - laugh


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Post 246

Trout Montague

I saw.

Which is why I revitalised this conversation with the seal.

"Throw out a line, you might even catch an old boot."


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Post 247

Pinniped


You could always try talking to me because I'm witty and urbane.


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Post 248

Trout Montague

I heard you tack the e on the end of suburban.

Will you have a go at the Penny Dreadful?


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Post 249

Pinniped


Dunno. Something like it, great.
That set-up specifically, dunno.

How about you?


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Post 250

Boots

Nice! 'Boot' I accept. 'Old' is a bit too near the mark and somewhat rich coming from a dubious fishoid!,smiley - laugh


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Post 251

Trout Montague

If this site is about to cark it.

Shame.

I'll be contactable via Pin.


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Post 252

Trout Montague

Sarah Palin I would.


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Post 253

Boots

suspect too much information. www.britain-australiasociety.org.uk ...you should join the sister organisation...or maybe not!
Take care


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Post 254

Trout Montague

Where are you flower vendor?


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Post 255

LL Waz

Excuse the interruption -(and yes, where are you boots?) but http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7790082.stm

smiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - space!

Go Boris!


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Post 256

Trout Montague

Nice. Surely they'll be equipped with time-travel and a sanitary-hold for the seal?


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Post 257

Trout Montague

I can see your googly-eyes, Bootsy.


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Post 258

Boots

Why anything would want to have sex in this weather is beyond me!


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Post 259

Trout Montague

Seals require this kind of weather to stimulate their little pinipenii.


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Post 260

Pinniped


Careful. Anybody might be lurking


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