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easilyPb

I just thougth I'd pop over and have a look at your page; I see you've got to grips with GuideML. I really should read about it and get something on mine.
I can't believe you can complain it's too hot - I'd rather 35 degrees than 8 anyday.

smiley - footprints

Oops, sorry. I forgot to wipe my feet! smiley - winkeye

easilyPb


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Hieronymus, Prince of Quarkness

Getting there. I haven't tried smileys yet, so here goes. I'm smiley - cdouble because I've been smiley - online2long. As for the heat, you know how it is, when it's hot you wnt it cold, and when it's cold you want it hot. I shouldn't complain. My brother is in London and says a white xmas is not all it's cracked up to be. Well, I've never even seen snow.


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easilyPb

Snow's not all it's cracked up to be, though skiing is great fun.
Hang on a second...

smiley - snowman

...Hah! A smiley for every occasion. smiley - winkeye

How are you finding this place? There is a lot to read, but I keep getting lost! Have you found anything you would recommend yet? I have found the Ask H2G2 page to be a cool place to hang out.

See you around,
easilyPb


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Floh Fortuneswell

Hi, Hieronymus. The feet are great smiley - winkeye
Do the both of you enjoy h2g2? Or do you have any problems?
Then ask me and I'll try to help smiley - smiley

Floh


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Hieronymus, Prince of Quarkness

Big problem: real life is persistently trying to compete with h2g2 life. How do I tell it to just go away? smiley - yuk Just kidding.


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Floh Fortuneswell

If only I knew the answer... *sigh*


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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589)

if we ignore it maybe it WILL go away. *tryes very hard to ignore reality*
south africa eh? i hear over there its too hot to eat chocolate practically. i don't think i could live there.


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Hieronymus, Prince of Quarkness

Yesterday it was so hot not even the mosquitoes bothered getting up. I decided to go cycling, so of course when I got back I was hot, so I decided to splash water on myself, so I turned on the cold tap and the water was hot! So I took the water bottle from out the fridge, stood in the bath, and poured it over myself. Chocolate is OK if you don't leave it in the car.


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Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

*shudders*

That water must've been darn coldsmiley - erm


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Hieronymus, Prince of Quarkness

I just thought I should tell you, good plan, that despite the temptation I did not go to your page, and from there did not follow the link to this non-existent denial club, where I did not agree with anything you wrote (or didn't write, as the case may be), and that if you add me to the list of non-supporters I will deny any knowledge of the afore-unmentioned club and any correspondance with you whatsoever. And for the record, I deny that it gets so hot in South Africa that choclate melts. This is just a scandalous lie propagated by Icelanders to try get people to go to their country instead of ours. Besides, I don't live in South Africa and deny ever stating that I did. This is not a fish smiley - fish.

You have not just read this.


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Hieronymus, Prince of Quarkness

I then when straight from there and sat in front of a fan, while still wet. Today was cooler. I can't believe I'm talking about the weather. smiley - earth


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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589)

its etiquete Hieronymus (possibly not spelt that way)
it rained a fair amount today, so much the rugby match was cancelled.

i deny that you ever denied mentioning anything of the sort and will not go dirrectly and add you to the page, which, incidentally, does not exist.


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Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

smiley - erm


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Hieronymus, Prince of Quarkness

I deny that I ever denied mentioning anything of any sort. I don't know who you are or what you're talking about. In fact, I don't know who I am or what I am talking about, if in fact I am talking about anything.

smiley - earth And now for the weather smiley - earth
It's been cold and rainy here for the last two days, which has been nice. If you live in the UK (pronounced 'yookay', not 'uck') you probably can't imagine the cold and rain being 'nice', but here it has been a nice respite from the heat. Last night we were supposed to have a braai (that’s South African for barbeque), but because of the rain it was changed to a dinner. We ended up going swimming in the rain. Needless to say we got wet. smiley - groan

I quite like the sound of ‘Hieronymus (possibly not spelt that way)’ as a nickname. Maybe when I get bored of ‘Prince of Quarkness’ I’ll change it. I realize you were referring to etiquette (possibly spelt that way), not Hieronymus.

Oh wait, almost forgot. I deny everything I just said. And I deny that I just denied everything I just said. And I... oh god.


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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589)

i deny all your denials. i deny that this creates a double negative of sorts. i deny the existence of bread.

the weather here has been windy for a suspicious amount of the time.

i would be flattered if you were to adopt such a name of course, but then again as fred the cheese says, spelling is irrelivant.

smiley - cupcake


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Hieronymus, Prince of Quarkness

Fred the cheese and I have something in common, because quark is a type of cheese. This does not imply that I could be called Prince of Cheesiness, however.


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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589)

no, it doesn't.


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