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Nyree Rose - Doll in a Tube wearing National Costume

I live with bird poo every day as I have two birds. I keep it pretty much under control by covering the surfaces they land on with wipeable or disposable stuff.

As for flying bird sh*t outside.....its just one of the excitements of life on our unpredictable planet! Its cool! Nothing better than being able to tell your pals, the story of "how you almost got hit with a HUGE crap".

One unfortunate friend of mine, got sh*t on, through the car window (she was in the back, it came in the front window which was only open about two inches) as we were driving along!

What are the odds on that?!smiley - weird

Nyree smiley - rose


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Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises)

Ewwwww.....

me myself havent been targetted personally for a while but my mates have a habit of being splattered at every oppertunity. Birds obviously appreciate toilet humour...


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Nyree Rose - Doll in a Tube wearing National Costume

I've had a couple of close calls recently. The gulls from the Loch come up and sit on the roof of our house. God help you if you're outside when someone throws out bread!smiley - yikessmiley - yuk

NRsmiley - laugh


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Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises)

Just for gods sake don'e ever throw out a sausage sarnie!!!!


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Nyree Rose - Doll in a Tube wearing National Costume

smiley - erm........


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Harris Grapes, ex-wumbejack uh-hahaha. Ok you cwappy, wascawy wabbit, be afwaid, be vewy afwaid

Just be thankful that Dumbo doesn't exist.smiley - mousesmiley - xmaspudsmiley - xmaspudsmiley - xmaspudsmiley - xmaspudsmiley - xmaspudsmiley - xmaspud (smiley - ermlook it's as close as I can get)

....and Pegasus for that matter smiley - ponysmiley - xmaspudsmiley - xmaspud

....and Rudolf smiley - reindeersmiley - xmaspud

...and that I'm not into hang-gliding smiley - biggrinsmiley - flansmiley - flansmiley - flansmiley - flansmiley - flan


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Nyree Rose - Doll in a Tube wearing National Costume

I suppose if you are a windsurfer, toilet habits within wetsuits must be quite a warming experience!smiley - yikes

And I know that to be true (not me thoughsmiley - winkeye)


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Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises)

It actually says in a little leaflet that came with mine that your not allowed to p**s in them smiley - laugh !!! Farting's a quite strange feeling too...


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Nyree Rose - Doll in a Tube wearing National Costume

Yeah...kinda bubbles up your back?!?

Why have you not to pee in them then and what do you use yours for(wetsuit that is!)


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Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises)

Apparantly Urine mucks up the material and erodes it quicker due to its acidity, and i use my wetsuit for Bodyboarding smiley - cool


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Harris Grapes, ex-wumbejack uh-hahaha. Ok you cwappy, wascawy wabbit, be afwaid, be vewy afwaid

I find that it's a bit conspicuous sneaking into the undertakers wearing a wetsuit. smiley - lovesmiley - skull


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Post 12

Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises)

You what?


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Harris Grapes, ex-wumbejack uh-hahaha. Ok you cwappy, wascawy wabbit, be afwaid, be vewy afwaid

Bodyboarding.

Don't tell me you restrict yourself to burials at sea? smiley - winkeye


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Post 14

Nyree Rose - Doll in a Tube wearing National Costume

I'm scared smiley - erm.........

*tries to smiley - run*


Mummy........


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Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises)

Y'know i have NO idea what the hell your on about.... smiley - erm


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Harris Grapes, ex-wumbejack uh-hahaha. Ok you cwappy, wascawy wabbit, be afwaid, be vewy afwaid

Are you my wife?
smiley - winkeye


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Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises)

I could be smiley - winkeye


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