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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

why is it exactly that u feel the need to talk about bird crap?
i thought most people tried to subdue traumatic memories...


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Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises)

I feel i ought to talk about bird crap simply because i am a HUGE fan of toilet humour, and that i didn't have anything interesting to say about myself. Simple really.


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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

Oh, I C...
i usually just leave big spaces when i have nothing 2 say.. maybe i should consider the bird crap thing...


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Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises)

But then it wouldn't be original or witty in any shape or form, but may i perhaps reccommend the wonderous lingering fart that noone admits to?


i haven't decided yet...

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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

good suggestion...
not really a fan of toilet humour though....


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