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that I am almost 40 and my shoes have red laces and my mommy just had surgery a couple of months ago and they still have to pack this one little place with a very long bandage soaked in some kind of medicine and she's not that young anymore and she can't reach that place where the bandage goes and my stepfather has to help her, which she says brings them much closer than they've been in years but he has to do it because a nurse to come by and do it costs too much and did you know my wife is a nurse and when I was twelve years old I had the mumps and I had to stay in bed for a week and sip onion soup through a straw and have Vicks rubbed all over my throat and they made me swallow some of it, too, which was not as bad as the time I got chiggers from when me and my brother were out blackberry picking and we got chiggers and my stepfather put Mercurachrome, that stingy red stuff with the little glass wand in the bottle, on us and.....

breath.....

oops! Gotta go potty!

Now, what's going on here then - just reading that has given me an ice-cream headache!

Well, Mr. Revenge - or can I call you tonsil? First thing first, I have just visited your page and a good old giggle was had - thankyou!

Secondly, have you visited Planet ?

Anyway, have got to go and do parental type things with Small Child now, so will post again soon - in the meantime, help yourself to and and plump up the cushions.

Mrs. Badcrumble (available for clarinet lessons and Scottish accents, even though I'm Welsh)

Does the come in peace, or is it the closest approximation to a raspberry you can find? !!

yes. The above was written on one long night when I was up with a jaw-shattering toothache and I read something in your space about adualts not being as mouthy as children...

sooooooo....

Sorry to hear that

Thank you. It's gonna continue on and off until I get the upper one's pulled. Family genetic thing. My father had his pulled at thirty-three. I've managed to hang on seven years longer.

Oooooh! - have just returned from the dentist myself . My problem is not so much genetic, more the result of a lifetime filled with reckless abuse of high sugar content foodstuffs.

So, where have you been spending your time on h2g2?

Playing with AGG/GAG and Bossel and Zarquon's singin Fish and various Amys and Jwf and Deizob and Frogbit...haunting PR sometimes...putting stupid questions up in 'ask h2g2', writing spurious entries and ugly journal entries on my space, ignoring the subject of ML like the plague....
irritating small children and talking to other people's dogs...

Well, my teeth didn't really begin to suffer until I suffer a bout of malnutrition one summer, coupled with a severe UTI...that I picked up from my main squeeze at the time...