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Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum Posted Nov 21, 2005
It just has to be about anywhere. Like NY City even! Anywhere that can be settled and colonized.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 21, 2005
Well, the human body can be settled and colonized... by germs.
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Nov 26, 2005
What is the best way to topple the Evil Army, and proclaim myself ruler of the world?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 26, 2005
Now toppling the evil army would be easy but you had to add and proclaim yourself ruler of the world bit.
So... The best thing to do would be to help the evil army along in its campaign of world domination while secretly strengthening your control over the evil army through surreptitious machinations. Then, the moment the evil army finally takes control you can overthrow evilclaw and take the army for yourself. Think Palpatine in Star Wars Episode Three.
Curse my inability to lie in this QA format!
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Nov 26, 2005
Episode III? I refused to watch the prequels, was that wrong of me?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 26, 2005
Palpatine was kind of , so you missed that one redeeming feature
of "Revenge of the Sith."
However, you wouldn't have understood that film without having seen the previous episode, which had Jar Jar Binks . I think Lucas seriously wounded his legacy by inventing Binks.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 26, 2005
I mention it because palpatine's plan was long, complex, and genius. Even if he didn't convert anakin he would have won.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 26, 2005
I'm always right. Even when I'm wrong. Especially when I'm wrong.
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Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum Posted Nov 26, 2005
When are you completely wrong and NOT right?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 26, 2005
I would be completely wrong and not right if I ever stated I was wrong... PARADOX!
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Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum Posted Nov 27, 2005
Have you read Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 27, 2005
I've read the sequel: The long dark teatime of the soul.
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Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum Posted Nov 27, 2005
Why didn't you read them in order?
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Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum Posted Nov 27, 2005
The Barnes and Noble in Huntsville is the same. Luckily, the one bookstore here, named Davis Kidd Booksellers, has three copies of the Dirk Gently Omnibus.
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Nov 28, 2005
When can a door not be a door?
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