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Post 1241

Existential Elevator

I vant to suck you blud smiley - vampire


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Post 1242

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Oh, really?


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Post 1243

Existential Elevator

Well.

I would, but theses are only false teeth. I'd need to either mash you or put you in a blender before I could suck your blood. That doesn't do very much for the drama of the situation, though. I mean: "I vant to mash you urp ind put you ina blenda becauze my dentures are not able to suk yo blud overwize!". It just isn't very threatening.


Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense (remember first N)

Post 1244

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

You've got a point. Why not make yourself a nice proteïne shake?


Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense (remember first N)

Post 1245

Existential Elevator

*shakes*

Was that what you meant<?>


Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense (remember first N)

Post 1246

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Yes, that's it. Now, drink it!


Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense (remember first N)

Post 1247

Existential Elevator

*attempts to drink self whilst shaking*

*fails*


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Post 1248

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - yikes


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Post 1249

Existential Elevator

Does anyone have a straw<?>


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Post 1250

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Yes, ther's one in this glasssmiley - milk


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Post 1251

Existential Elevator

*is mesmerised by glass*

smiley - bigeyes

Ooooooooooooooh............Glass.............!


Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense (remember first N)

Post 1252

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - emptysmiley - emptysmiley - empty
here are some more glasses.


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Post 1253

Existential Elevator

smiley - emptysmiley - emptysmiley - emptysmiley - milksmiley - oj

smiley - wow Do you think we could conduct a glass symphony....<?>


Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense (remember first N)

Post 1254

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Maybe if we hit them with smiley - sporks!


smiley - milksmiley - stoutsmiley - redwinesmiley - alesmiley - ojsmiley - empty


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Post 1255

spook

smiley - cool

if you want to join the band post 100 times after this post (that does not mean 100 in a row, but it can smiley - winkeye)

spooksmiley - aliensmile


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Post 1256

Existential Elevator

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There! Can I join now<?>


Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense (remember first N)

Post 1257

Private Gorgon Philosopher of the Cone

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Post 1258

Private Gorgon Philosopher of the Cone

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Private Gorgon Philosopher of the Cone

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Post 1260

Private Gorgon Philosopher of the Cone

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