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Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense - Attack of the living hills and the screaming turtles armed with marzipan and wax.

Post 9441

Bedwilldo

Any pizza eating handbag stealer should be easy to find.

All o' those cheesy greasy paw prints left at the scene shuold be a good pointer for a start.


All we need now are Sherlock Homes and Dr. Watson and we could do the "Lemon Entry" gag.....



smiley - rofl


Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense - Attack of the living hills and the screaming turtles armed with marzipan and wax.

Post 9442

Bedwilldo

smiley - yikes

There'll be hell to pay for missing an L...

Of all the L's to miss an' all.....


I'm sure hell wouldn't miss an L but Holmes might


Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense - Attack of the living hills and the screaming turtles armed with marzipan and wax.

Post 9443

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

I wonder if the pizza smiley - thief is working for pizza to go. Or it could be a very frustrated Italian Pizza chef stealing all the pizzas because no-one will eat the ones he makes.


Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense - Attack of the living hills and the screaming turtles armed with marzipan and wax.

Post 9444

Existential Elevator

Perhaps it is just out of malice. Perhaps he only steals pizza as it is the only way that he can assert his nature as a "thief"?


Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense - Attack of the living hills and the screaming turtles armed with marzipan and wax.

Post 9445

faithy2

the only pizza thief i can respect is a pepperoni pizza thief. if he is a meat feast loving pizza thief, then i have to say he has gone down in my estimations...
smiley - earth


Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense - Attack of the living hills and the screaming turtles armed with marzipan and wax.

Post 9446

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

I estimate that my estimations are pointless!


Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense - Attack of the living hills and the screaming turtles armed with marzipan and wax.

Post 9447

Existential Elevator

You call those estimations? Pah. When I was a kid, they'd be nothing more than predictions.


Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense - Attack of the living hills and the screaming turtles armed with marzipan and wax.

Post 9448

Bedwilldo

It's at times like this that I realise that my realisations are unrealistic!


Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense - Attack of the living hills and the screaming turtles armed with marzipan and wax.

Post 9449

Kleopatra

It seems at times like these my originality seems to disappear.


*reads previous post over*

Oh.



Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense - Attack of the living hills and the screaming turtles armed with marzipan and wax.

Post 9450

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Oh wow, *that's* original!


Oh crap, the sarcasm detector is about to go into meltdown!


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Post 9451

Kleopatra

*watches sarcasm detector melt*

You know.. I /never/ saw the point in that thing anyway.

*detector starts beeping*

oh crap.


Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense - Attack of the living hills and the screaming turtles armed with marzipan and wax.

Post 9452

Existential Elevator

*holds a small funeral*

The day the sarcasm detector overloaded
The skies grew dark and wain
Lo, the heavens threw spears of water
But vanquished it not our pain

HA! Archaic rhyming *smug*


Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense - Attack of the living hills and the screaming turtles armed with marzipan and wax.

Post 9453

AlexoOo

Help, I haven't got any arms!


Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense - Attack of the living hills and the screaming turtles armed with marzipan and wax.

Post 9454

Kleopatra

O.O

Remoh does exists!!


Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense - Attack of the living hills and the screaming turtles armed with marzipan and wax.

Post 9455

faithy2

Lord Byron is my new FAVOURITE person.
MAD BAD AND DANGEROUS TO KNOW!
u gotta love him!
smiley - earth


Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense - The Art Of Building An Ark: It's still raining :o(

Post 9456

Bedwilldo

Step 1



smiley - erm

First get some wood!!


smiley - erm


Lots of wood


Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense - The Art Of Building An Ark: It's still raining :o(

Post 9457

Existential Elevator

Wait... Remoh?

It's the second coming! It just wasn't quite what we expected smiley - erm


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Post 9458

Bedwilldo

Nobody expects the second coming of Remoh!!


I bet you wasn't expecting that!


Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense - The Art Of Building An Ark: It's still raining :o(

Post 9459

Existential Elevator

*yawns*

No, you caught me completely by surprise.


Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense - The Art Of Building An Ark: It's still raining :o(

Post 9460

Bedwilldo

You should be carefull of yawning like that!

It's just too easy to lose your moniter that waysmiley - winkeye


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