h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, I am originally from Methilhill

But not from Simon Crescent, I hasten to add.

Heh heh heh, was that because I'd told every one? Or was that your "Nae messin', cos ah'm fae methilhill an' ah'm bigger than you" face?

*hides behind sofa at sight of * Mummeeee!

Just like old times. All it takes is one friendly greeting, and my Space gets overrun by boisterous Jocks.

...Where is Fife, anyway?

P.

Sorry Pinniped, it must be your aftershave. 'When a load of random scots start following you around, you know it's time to stop dabbing yourself with Eau de Fish Suppers'

Never wear anything else!

Have one yourself, apply internally or externally, according to preference.
P.

Don't mind if I do, cheers!

...so you reckon my Dad being round here someplace is cool?!?
*shudder*
The most disconcerting thing is, I can't find him. How do you go about finding your parents on h2g2?
It was bad enough losing Lion.

P.

Sorry. I had an image of you going up to the Italics and saying 'I can't find my Dad' and them doing an announcement over the tannoy - 'Will the father of a grown man called Pinniped please make his way to reception.'

Man? Grown?
Away wi' ye, on both counts...
P.