h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank you for that lusious fandango of dingos kidneys! How goes it?

How goes what? Last time I saw one it was making a noise not entirely unlike this: 'Fnooot-parp-wheeeeeeeeeee!CLACK-CLACK-sloooooooooooooooooooooooop!'
How goes yours?

Mine own life? I believe it sounds something like this: beep, beep, beep, beep, whoooooooooooooooooooshhhhh, ping! At leat as rumor has it. I would check, but looking at your own life is like trying to see your own ass. Later.

Hmmm, very profound!
Now, sit down, have a and tell me a bit about yourself...
?

!

it's you! *points*



*drops a in the confusion*

*looks over shoulder* Who, me? Ahh, yes, I suppose it is.

*peers round door*

ah yes, and you!

**

I'm not sure it is me, y'know...I was him for a while!

yeah well, that doesnt count

Hmpf! So I don't count, huh? Well I'm glad you've learnt something in the time you've known me - I'm rubbish at maths!

dont be normal, of course you're n.....ok, so you are

?

and let that be a lesson to you! (For further education step right this way...)

oh, and I'll have a too! Very kind. *lies back on sun lounger and flicks idly through biscuit tin* Mmmmmm, choccie hobnobs!

What, what? *shakes head* What what? *looks suspiciously at and s* Did I miss something?

not unless i missed it to

but we all know what a chocolate hobnob would be without the chocolate!

A hobnob!!! Yay! Wild applause!

No, guess again...
if the biscuit part represents the 'hob' in the term 'hobnob', then surely if you ate just the biscuit part you'd be left with what...?

hmmmmm, surely a something or other

A nob!

Except, I have had non choc hobnobs, and they are still hobnobs. Hmmm.

I want a hobnob...

me too! they are so yummy