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Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Aug 27, 2001
I am bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, thanks for asking. And how are you, Sergeant Mushroom? Can I get you some trail mix with that?
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 27, 2001
A packet of Salt and Vinegar crisps would be nice
I'm okay. I've been on my own all weekend, but the cat are coping. It's been a bit dull, so I've spent ages on here
I'm going bowling tomorrow, though, so that should be good
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Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Aug 28, 2001
Here's your Salt and Vinegar crisps Sergeant Mushroom. Enjoy.
As far as the bowling, we badgers tend to stay away from games where the equipment is a ball which is bigger, heavier, and harder than ourselves. I don't know how you cats do it.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 28, 2001
(I meant the cat and I. I got a bit enthusiastic)
Thanks for the crisps!
*opens bag with a squeal of cellophane*
*munches on crisps*
We've developed a very clever technique involving rolling the ball by running on the top of it backwards. I managed to get quite high scores
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Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Aug 28, 2001
Very clever, Cleo! I was trying to insert appendages into those holes and was having difficulty.
One question: What do you do when the ball hits the pins?
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Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Aug 28, 2001
I don't know. It might be a wonderful new adventure.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 28, 2001
The first time, it just hurt. I don't want to do it again. I still bear the wheel marks
My mate won, anyway. I came second
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Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Aug 28, 2001
Ah, I forgot about the wheels. I'll defer to your experience.
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Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Aug 28, 2001
Perhaps you should consider going to bed!
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Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Sep 4, 2001
What's wrong with your brother's back?
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