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Post 1

Ottox

Good to see you! smiley - biggrin

Can I have an smiley - ale, please? smiley - tongueout


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Post 2

Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender)

Hello! Good to see you, Ottox!

Here's your smiley - ale

smiley - cheers


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Post 3

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

Can I have one too? I like smiley - alesmiley - smiley


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Post 4

Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender)

One smiley - ale for Sergeant Mushroom, on the house. smiley - ok


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Post 5

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

Danke Fred! How are you?smiley - smiley


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Post 6

Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender)

I am bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, thanks for asking. And how are you, Sergeant Mushroom? Can I get you some trail mix with that?


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Post 7

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

A packet of Salt and Vinegar crisps would be nicesmiley - smiley

I'm okay. I've been on my own all weekend, but the cat are coping. It's been a bit dull, so I've spent ages on heresmiley - erm

I'm going bowling tomorrow, though, so that should be goodsmiley - winkeye


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Post 8

Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender)

Here's your Salt and Vinegar crisps Sergeant Mushroom. Enjoy. smiley - ok

As far as the bowling, we badgers tend to stay away from games where the equipment is a ball which is bigger, heavier, and harder than ourselves. smiley - erm I don't know how you cats do it.


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Post 9

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

(I meant the cat and I. I got a bit enthusiasticsmiley - blush)

Thanks for the crisps!smiley - biggrin

*opens bag with a squeal of cellophane*

*munches on crisps*

We've developed a very clever technique involving rolling the ball by running on the top of it backwards. I managed to get quite high scoressmiley - smiley




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Post 10

Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender)

Very clever, Cleo! I was trying to insert appendages into those holes and was having difficulty.

One question: What do you do when the ball hits the pins?


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Post 11

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

I jump for my lifesmiley - winkeye

Otherwise I go through the ball machine. And that's not pleasantsmiley - erm


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Post 12

Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender)

I don't know. It might be a wonderful new adventure.


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Post 13

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

The first time, it just hurt. I don't want to do it again. I still bear the wheel markssmiley - winkeye

My mate won, anyway. I came secondsmiley - smiley


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Post 14

Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender)

Ah, I forgot about the wheels. I'll defer to your experience.


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Post 15

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

(I suppose I should make it easier for yousmiley - winkeye*

smiley - cat*nods head*smiley - cat

*munches crisps*

I'm becoming very tiredsmiley - yawn


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Post 16

Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender)

Perhaps you should consider going to bed!


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Post 17

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

I think I didsmiley - winkeye

Anyway, won't be up so late tonight, as my brother's backsmiley - erm


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Post 18

Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender)

What's wrong with your brother's back?


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Post 19

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

smiley - laugh

I use *his* computersmiley - winkeye


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Post 20

Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender)

I see. It must make your h2g2 addiction very difficult to handle. Are you stronger than him? smiley - winkeye


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