h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Amy,
Still in the BBQ & Pooh Sticks Triathalon? I'm kinda missing your inputs to carry on with the story line. Busy? If not, could you generate some more dialog to move the action along? Thanks a bunch!

B4wefindwehaveallbeenencasedinamber

Yeah, I can head back--I guess the pie cart must have sunk into the sand far enough to be well anchored (or it's really heavy/well balanced) so it didn't even rock when Flamedancer tumbled into it after going full speed for most the length of the beach

I'm trying to imagine the ~size~ of Flamedancer. Bigger than a dog, likely; smaller than a horse, conceivably. Still, that's a lot of momentum and inertia to be hurtling at a pie cart. You ~could~ write in that the cart tips over, because it's not a Player/Character; changes to the environment are legal, allowable, and encouraged, so long as they don't radically alter the universe to the point no other Player/Character can respond with a follow-up action. Embellishment and over-the-top actions add LOTS of flavor to the story.

B4wehave2jostlesomeotherfolksoutoftheirstupor2keepthisgoing2theend

Well, the squid's already taken pies, though I suppose he could be rather unobservant... Or...

*goes to other browser and signs in*

By my estimation, there will be NO LACK of pies--ever!--from any one of the pie carts. Take whatever you need; they'll make more (on-the-spot and instantaneously). One of the cool things about this imaginary stuff, you never run out of __________. [fill in the blank with whatever you need at the moment you need it; sorta like a mufflewhump]

B4yourealizeanunendingsalvoisjustathrowaway

Could be more fun ensuing, depending on where that bucket ends up...

Hmm... Let's see what you've done...

B4thenextActisuponus

Yup, that should just about do it...

B4therestofthegangjoinintheFoodFight

Thank you. Thank you. {B4 bows to the Audience, right, then left.} I'll be here on the stage all week, so come by again...

Okay, you're up. Go out there and ~don't~ break a leg.

B4weringupeveryoneontheConvolist&insisttheyplaytheirpartsproperly