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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Started conversation Jun 20, 2003
Where ya been>? Don't tell me you been doin' that workin' stuff?
It's not good for you. 
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Whisky Posted Jun 20, 2003
**digs himself out from under a couple of hundredweight of paper**
Ok, I won't tell you about work then... being a civil servent you'd not understand what I'm talking about anyway 
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Jun 20, 2003
Oh, hey, jealousy of my laid back life style will get you nowhere.
Do you know, I was accused of being a 'dirty sod' yesterday? 
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Whisky Posted Jun 20, 2003
Hmm, so they missed out the word 'Old' in the middle of the insult... maybe you should take it as a compliment 
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Jun 20, 2003
I think there was *almost* an element of admiration in there, yes...
Less of the old, anyway.
Surely you must be older than me?
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Whisky Posted Jun 20, 2003
Mentally or physically older than you?
On second thoughts, I'd rather not hear your opinion on that one
Anyway, who had the nerve to call you a dirty sod? Surely not KA? Now that really would be a case of the pot calling the kettle black 
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Jun 20, 2003
No, it was another. The trouble is I had no defence...
How is sunny france, anyway? (apart from having lots of stuff that needs translating, obviously.
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Whisky Posted Jun 20, 2003
Sunny France is too bloody hot (38°C today apparently) - The one advantage is that the girls wear far less clothing in summer - great for an old pervert - you should come over sometime!
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Jun 20, 2003
Are you suggesting I'm old, or a pervert, or both?
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Jun 20, 2003
Actually, I was just interested to know which of the categories
old
pervert
old pervert
You thought I fell into... Don't flatter yourself thinking I want you to be suggestive to me...
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Jun 20, 2003
I think that must be right, yes.
(A joke which only means something to English people of a certain age who who remember Cockburns Port adverts...)
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