h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

HIYA THERE
ARE YOU A CONSUMER OF SCOTLANDS
GRAIN BY PRODUCT....HAHAHA
THE NAMES MAC AND I LIVE AND WORK IN GLASGOW

Hi Mac

Yup, unfortunately I'm completely addicted to the stuff... so much so that I now can't get through a day at work without an intravenous drip of Islay ... - Have a look at A602939 which was my first effort at writing for the guide... a long, long, long time ago

Don't know If I dare admit this to a Glaswegian, but I'm not even Scottish - my last home in the UK was that wonderful little city on the Scottish Border that the Scots and English have been trying to give away to each other for centuries - Carlisle.

For my sins I'm now living in France (which is even worse than Carlisle ) so any offers of foodparcels containing deep fried haggis and chips would be very welcome


Whisky

HAHAHAHA
I,M PARTIAL TO A WEE DRAM MYSELF
HAVE YE EVER BEEN TO ISLAY,
I STAYED A FEW YEARS AS A BOY
ITS WORTH A VISIT IF YOU CAN MANAGE.......
AS FOR THE CARLISLE THEY CAN KEEP IT.....
OH AND WERE OUT OF HAGGIS HUNTIN SEASON M8....HAHAHAHA

Haggis hunting season is over???

I guess that means I'll have to put up with battery farmed haggis then... they never taste the same though


You got to live on Islay - lucky so-and-so!

I've never actually got across there... been to Skye and most of the West Coast and spent a little time around Elgin on the other side, but never got to Islay.... One abiding memory of Scotland is waking up in a Campervan on the top of a pass at 7 in the morning and hammering on the doors of a nearby distillery at nine for the first tour of the day... Whisky tasting at 9:30 in the morning... that's when you really know you're on holiday



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(By the way - I guess by the capital letters you're using a digibox... have you run across A751501... which is supposed to be quite useful (I don't use one myself so I've just taken the word of others ).

Also, the reason you're having problems with smileys is that the servers don't recognise the <SMILEY> in capitals in a conversation, can you write in lower case with your box?

Aw... you spelt it wrong. It's Cead Mille Failte...

don't look at me! I'll happily admit to being incapabul/incapible/incappable/incapabal of spelling!




Whisky

aye maybe...if a was across the woter m8 however is this not an acceptable spelling for a scotsman...hahahaha