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Whoami - iD dislikes punctuation Started conversation Jun 29, 2001
...it's great to have you on board. As an ACE, it is both my duty and, more importantly, my pleasure to wish you a very warm welcome to h2g2. Point your browser at this page - it's vital if you want to understand and enjoy conversation.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Smileys
Finally, if you have any questions, I'm just a few clicks away, along with my other volunteers...
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Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c Posted Jul 1, 2001
Hello there Scottish Guy.
How goes it in the mystical backwards land of Wogsalg. Welcome to the party. Lets talk crap, play silly games and then you can look after my jacket while I collapse drunkenly on the air hockey table untill I am woken by either my nose filling up with air from the holes or me being hit in the ear by a puck because some idiot is still trying to play.
Ain't life great.
How Nessie?
Oh and if you want a laugh then click on my name and go to the forums on my page. They may be of interest. On the other hand they may be some mad rubbish that no-one understands, but in a way that's better.
Keep the home sheep burning.
Bob 
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