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Not to call any attention to it, or anything...

But, how on earth did you manage to swear so much in your introduction and get away with it? smiley - biggrin


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Post 2

the new Sam Wolf keeper of 1 aardvark, and ob the smiley face (please read my journal)

I am great and powerfull and no one would DARE get after me for cursing to much.smiley - devil


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Post 3

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smiley - laugh


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Post 4

the new Sam Wolf keeper of 1 aardvark, and ob the smiley face (please read my journal)

smiley - winkeye


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Post 5

the new Sam Wolf keeper of 1 aardvark, and ob the smiley face (please read my journal)

aw,nuts. They edited my page.


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Post 6

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smiley - sadface

I'd hate to think it was my fault for calling any attention to it.

If it was, I'd be willing to get you enough hard drinks to cover the expenses...

smiley - cheers


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Post 7

the new Sam Wolf keeper of 1 aardvark, and ob the smiley face (please read my journal)

aw, it's all right, all though I will have some smiley - ale
ahhhhhhh. Don't worry, everything's cool and froody smiley - drunk


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Post 8

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Hoopy.

Thanks, man. smiley - biggrin

I could use a smiley - ale myself...


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Post 9

the new Sam Wolf keeper of 1 aardvark, and ob the smiley face (please read my journal)

smiley - biggrinsmiley - drunkI think I'll have some more smiley - ale


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Post 10

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You know...*stumbles over*

You're a pretty hoopy frood. You're always welcome to...hic...come to the Maverick Table...hic...in the h2g2 Legs anytime. smiley - drunk


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Post 11

the new Sam Wolf keeper of 1 aardvark, and ob the smiley face (please read my journal)

I will...

...as soon as I find my way off the floorsmiley - bruised

You know, pretty soon I won't be able to spell anymore


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Post 12

the new Sam Wolf keeper of 1 aardvark, and ob the smiley face (please read my journal)

(makes a heroic effort to get up and falls into a spilled beer. Lays there, gurgling, then passes out.)


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Post 13

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Don't think that that one smiley - ale made me like this...

I've been drinking smiley - stiffdrink for the past four hours to try and surpress my fear of having my arms broken by the Moderators and then getting massacred by the Knights Templar. It all started when a semiotics lecturing shed and I decided to have revenge for all these months of Moderation. We disguised ourselves, then pounced the first Moderator we saw, breaking his arms, and busting his knee caps open.

It was sickeningly violent, but hell, now it is I that fears for my safety..

Ah well.

*goes through another fifteen smiley - ale*


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Post 14

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*while trying to finish off his sixteenth smiley - ale, he slips on something on the floor, and gets knocked unconscience...unconshuns...unkontions... smiley - drunksmiley - zzz


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Post 15

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*while trying to finish off his sixteenth smiley - ale, he slips on something on the floor, and gets knocked unconscience...unconshuns...unkontions... smiley - drunksmiley - zzz


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Post 16

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*wakes up just to say one line, then crashes upon the floor again*

God-forsaken double post...


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Post 17

the new Sam Wolf keeper of 1 aardvark, and ob the smiley face (please read my journal)

*snickers in her sleep*smiley - zzz


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Post 18

the new Sam Wolf keeper of 1 aardvark, and ob the smiley face (please read my journal)

smiley - hangover


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Post 19

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*gets up very slowly with a horrible migraine, and feeling sick to his stomach*

Ugh.........

smiley - hangover


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Post 20

the new Sam Wolf keeper of 1 aardvark, and ob the smiley face (please read my journal)

*groans*smiley - injuredsmiley - hangover


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