h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I know you don't need the official ACE welcome, but I thought I'd pop in and say "hi" anyway. I'm a friend of Mike's (Bob), and my name is Shea. I've heard about you, but haven't met you, so now I can say I have!

dont worry I have herd about you as well. and try to keep this quiet from the kid, trust me with a wife that talks as much as mine it has been diffacult
but we are goin to try and make it to the meet in london, depends on how quickly we can get settled, so then you can meet me in person
and feel verry let down and swear allot


we will came and talk to you propperly later, proberbly thursday

It's me again- took the wrong turn and got in here...
I'd love to meet you, too, but shouldn't you tell him? I mean, he's so sad as it is- cheer him up abit, will you?? I'll shut up, so it's up to you.

And you shouldn't tell secrets in such a public place!

s- Elly

That's great to hear Vince! I'm looking forward to meeting you both!

And you heard about me? It's a pack of lies! I wasn't even there! I was visiting my Mom ...

actully he hasnet said anything bad about you so yor alright my dear

Oh ... well, then it's all true! Every word!

Even the thing with the fish??

thats just not natural

I was young, and very ... these things happen ...

I can see why he likes you

::ponders whether to take that as a compliment or not::

er..I will leave that up to you
incedentally..Ive forgotte what I was goin to say, it was verry profund though you would have liked it

I suppose you can always regale me with profoundities some other time ...

I am so sorry I couldent get there yesterday
I had a major crisis at work and I have only just manadged to sort it out now

oh well there is always the next one
was the kid a good boy and baught you all a round??
if he diddent I qill kick his ass I taught him better than that

He was a VERY good boy, a sad one as well, coz he wasn't allowed to drink, by his of a gf... Well- it was actually either drinking or kissing, and he chose kissing.
But I did try kissing him after one drink- god!!! BIG mistake!!!

why diddent I think of that, it would have saved me alot of time at the start of the year

What? Getting me to not him?! Good idea, Vince!

no, thretaning to kiss him evry time he drunk

Even better!
How are you, anyway? Still hectic at work?

oh god yes. I think he is just p*****g me off for fun now