h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, it seems I have found a fellow creature of the night...
"Dame, dame the watch is set,
Quickly some, we are all met,
From the lakes and from the fens,
From the rocks and from the dens,
From the woods and from the caves,
From the churchyards, from the graves,
From the dungeon, from the tree,
That they die on here are we."

*a carrier comes flying out of the castle and drops a note at Acid Burn's feet before flapping off again*

*note*

Greetings Stranger!

I regret to say that I am rather busy right now due to my castle being sieged by furious villagers with torches.

It is, however, my hope that they will eventually grow tired and go away - they usually do. Until then, I am staying in my castle.

Ze Stranger Mystérieux