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Some silly limericks (I'm saving the serious ones for later)

Post 21

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I do not know why I feel spent,
Too weary, it seems, to pay rent.
If homeless I be,
I'll move in with thee,
Although I am wicked and bent.


Some silly limericks (I'm saving the serious ones for later)

Post 22

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I'm covered with green, slimy mold,
Amd waiting for soeone to hold.
Each time that I cough
My fingers fall off.
Apart from that, I'm good as gold.


Some silly limericks (I'm saving the serious ones for later)

Post 23

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I've never been prized for my beauty.
I'm one who will just do his duty.
I cherish my kin,
Through thick and through thin,
Except for one aunt who is fruity.


Some silly limericks (I'm saving the serious ones for later)

Post 24

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I don't know what came over me.
I put too much salt in my tea.
My dad said, "You're crazy."
My sis said I'm lazy.
My mother said, "Just let it be."


Some silly limericks (I'm saving the serious ones for later)

Post 25

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

If sharks walked on legs on the earth,
We'd give them a very wide berth.
"Obey us," they'd say,
We must get our own way.
Abusing you gives us great mirth."

A millionaire's handing out money.
I know this must sound kind of funny.
He gave me a check.
I said, "What the heck,
Today will seem really quite sunny."


Some silly limericks (I'm saving the serious ones for later)

Post 26

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I yearn for a life on the sea.
A life of adventure's for me.
I bought a fine yacht.
It cost quite a lot.
It's spacious (surprising to me!).


Some silly limericks (I'm saving the serious ones for later)

Post 27

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

What happens with Christmas this year?
Ol' Santa's not coming, I fear.
He won't wear a mask,
And no one will ask.
Will he quarantine the reindeer?


Some silly limericks (I'm saving the serious ones for later)

Post 28

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I think I shall hunt for a rabbit.
This isn't my usual habit.
With carrots for bait,
I shan't have long to wait.
As soon as it comes, I shall nab it!


Some silly limericks (I'm saving the serious ones for later)

Post 29

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I think I shall go for a drive.
I'm leaving no later than five.
I'll take some back roads,
And visit some toads.
They'll croak at me when I arrive


Some silly limericks (I'm saving the serious ones for later)

Post 30

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I'd like it if we got together,
If only to ponder the weather,
The clouds and the fog,
My nephew's new dog,
And why your hat sports a fine feather.


Some silly limericks (I'm saving the serious ones for later)

Post 31

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I cannot abide Mrs. Keeffe.
Her grooming defies all belief.
Her teeth are half black,
She's a hump on her back.
Her breath always smells like old beef.


Some silly limericks (I'm saving the serious ones for later)

Post 32

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

A bakery shop in El Dorado
Makes muffins that look like the Prado.
Their bagel's design
Looks like Gertrude Stein,
Or maybe it's just the Mikado.


Some silly limericks (I'm saving the serious ones for later)

Post 33

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I think I shall swim to Capri,
And dance there with Mother MacCree.
I'll probably samba
And warble "La Bamba,"
Proposing to Cher on my knee.


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