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Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

There were sentient cannibalistic double decker buses with giant mouths with a vicious bite that spend their days attacking and eating other buses. They were other sentient buses who picked up passengers and sent them to make believe destinations.


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Post 22

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

You said I was dying ? is it a misdiagnosis ?
I'm still here smiley - erm


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Post 23

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

I was raised as an only child.

This really annoyed my sister.

smiley - pirate


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Post 24

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Newcastle and London became one city where the River Tyne and River Thames emerged as one. It was the most surreal place on the planet where parts of the city stuck in the past and in the far future.


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Post 25

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

"This cornbread tastes like garlic," my daughter said.

Turns out I had mistaken the garlic powder for cornmeal


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Post 26

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

The ageold crazy cat lady had been a recluse without any contact to other humans for many years and when her health suddenly deteriorated mid December she was no longer able to feed her feline friends.

However when Santa came down her chimney all the cats where purring, well fed and healthy looking - but the old bat was nowhere to be found ...

smiley - pirate


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Post 27

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

Vincent was an Eagle scout and altar boy in his youth, but later he proved that goodness has a short half life, while evil stays constant.

Now he was tying me up and starting the chain saw while I begged for him to remember how close we once were.


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Post 28

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I'm an only child! But your my double ?
ARGH! I've been cloned...


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Post 29

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The mattress lay on the old and muddy ground in the shade of some scraggly bushes, with patches of green fuzz coming up on it.

A light rain began falling.


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Post 30

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I met my doppelgänger in Ashington who told me that she shared the same imaginary friends at our home which had the ceiling, walls and floor all carpeted in red in the attic of the White Elephant hotel. It was haunted by an ancient Egyptian Veela and a floating skull.


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Post 31

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

When I visited my grandmother's grave, I found a hole in the ground, with steps leading down into the earth. When I reached the bottom of he staircase, the stairs vanished as my grandmother came forward to welcome me to the Other Side.


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Post 32

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I went to the crypt to pay my respects..
It was empty smiley - ermand it had MY name engraved on it..


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