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Post 101

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

It's been raining steadily here for the last six days. Now I've heard on the radio that God has told some guy named Noah to load his ark with animals.


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Post 102

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Chloe Danvers became trapped in an unstable temporal flux which shifted her out of the time line. As the temporal anomalies became more unstable, she came across her friend Melinda, the astronomer who was in a very distressed state.


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Post 103

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

There's smiley - ghosts here smiley - erm

Nah! Only rumours!

There's smiley - ghosts here smiley - erm

Nah! Only rumours!

There's smiley - ghosts here smiley - erm

Nah! Only rumours!


oh eck! I only said There's smiley - ghosts here! once! smiley - runsmiley - elvis


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Post 104

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

Great globs of greenish-yellow mucus were falling from the sky, to a depth of at least a foot. When I called the weather station to find out how to cope with this, they said, "This is just the beginning of a six-foot storm."


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Post 105

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Time was in a constant loop with people phasing in and out of time. There were also hundreds of blizzards, tornadoes, hail, fog and torrential rain lasting weeks on end with intermittent thunder and lightning.


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Post 106

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

“I was going to my car to attend the Newcastle Solar activity conference when I saw an expanding bubble which was filled with dark matter that was disrupting the climate causing instability in the weather. As I put my keys in to start my hydrogen cell powered car, an unstable wormhole appeared which me and my car fell into.”


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Post 107

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look translucent where there are demonic figures in the background with fierce giant claws; and those who are touched by them will become their servant. Alex gets hold of the wardrobe, but refuses to believe the superstition as there is no logical evidence for demonic possession as there must be a rational and more scientific explanation for the disappearance of J’onn J’onzz and for the spatial anomalies that are occurring in Ashington.


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Post 108

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Boris Johnson....Donald trump....
film title - Invitation to Armageddon 2020


smiley - laugh


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Post 109

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

There seemed to be something moving inside the bag of potato chips I took from the shelf in the store. I should have suspected something, for when I got the bag home and opened it, the chips didn't go into my mouth, but applied themselves directly to my hips. smiley - cross


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Post 110

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

smiley - snork


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Post 111

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

I was afraid to let my friends see me eating those chips, lest they snicker. But this was far worse, for the sight of the chips going to my hips made them roar with laughter.smiley - roflsmiley - cross


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Post 112

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

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Just for a laugh as such, I put that in to googlesmiley - biggrin
have a go and see what comes up smiley - laugh


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Post 113

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

A collage of images flash into her mind: a puzzled baby Groot balancing on a fascinated avenger, an old Daily Prophet headline about a quidditch accident, a hooded dragon ranting about the lack of snow in the UK and a the the fountain of youth and fair fortune which was located in a mysterious place in Scotland.

Alex notices that the old Daily Prophets prophets moving and one of them even spoke to her, that strange things have been happening with time as it has stopped in several places in the world, while other places time it has been rapidly going backwards.


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Post 114

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

If you want to grow fresh herbs for your kitchen, remember that this will take thyme.


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Post 115

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

When Alex notices her neck has dragon-like properties that causes her to breathe fire whenever she coughs or sneezes. She realises that the curse of the deep wardrobe is true and calls in her neighbours, both who are scientists called Caitlin Snow and Cisco Ramon, to help.


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Post 116

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Alex finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. She finds the puzzled baby Groot balancing on a fascinated avenger particularly chilling.


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Post 117

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

She joins the queue to discover the cause of the temporal anomalies which causes warp when there is an emergence of alternate realities. The strange anomalies in the weather throughout Northumberland spread throughout the British Isles and Ireland.


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Post 118

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

There were 15-20 foot snow drifts in lowland and coastal areas and it was much higher in the hilly and mountainous areas of Ireland and the UK. It started on the first day of December where continuous heavy snow fall even affected all the cities, towns and villages; where the worst hit was London and the whole of the M25.


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Post 119

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

This was caused by time-slips where large amounts of Irish and British were either stuck in the winters of 1947 and the winter of 1962 to 1963 that both merged to a mega snowy winter that lasted until May as the two time areas merged with the little ice age event of the 16th and 19th centuries. She joined the ever growing mile long queue to discover the cause of the meteorological and temporal anomalies which caused warping of reality due to the emergence of various time-lines.


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Post 120

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

The doctor said that the virus had run it's course..
I said "good, I'd run out of toilet paper"..


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