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Shades of Doris Piserchia!

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Rehearsals for "Fermat's Last Theorem, the musical" were going badly.

"Dance of the Prime Numbers is about personality," the director
exclaimed. "One, you are too close to the others. Three, your tango
is terrible! Seven, you should be in heaven, not hell."


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"Who's the hairy guy with the German accent?"

"That's Wolfram. The hair should be gone by the end of class."

"How's that possible?"

"He's just had a session with his hypnotist."

"Hypnotist?"

"To curb his lycanthropic tendencies. He's a trance-fur student."


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Otto Mann found fungus on his furniture. He furnished his flat with ferns and gave it a funeral.

Tammy Wynette sold her dinette set to a fine etymologist.

The Queen of mean was seen in green sateen on Halloween, with a
libertine.


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Post 385

paulh, planting seeds on my windowsill

Let us go then, you and I,
To the pumpkin pie demolition derby.
Spectators scream for orange pulp.
Judges measure the thickness of crust.
Mechanics install wheels--
Tricky when crusts are soggy.
Pie filling shifts on impact
Why're we doing this again? fs


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