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Post 5001

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

There will be wailing and gnashing of teeth
as people will be huddled together in Chadwell Heath.
They will be struck down by bolts of lightning
which will be very, very frightening.
There will be a group of people bible bashing
with lights flashing and buildings crashing.
Surges of rain falling on muddy ground
which falls softly without making a sound.




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Post 5002

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

There is nothing to write home about the weather
with the intense, complicated low pressure.
So, let's look at the bigger picture with Heather
where the winds become stronger and fresher in Cheshire.
There will be a squeeze of the isobars and occlusions
just pushing down across the country through the weekend.
This will cause optical illusions to appear, causing much confusion
and cause Marvel believers to ascend as they transcend the current trend.

Quite a lot of rain will be associated with this low front, especially in the North.
There will be unpleasant weather conditions in Scotland and in the North East.
People will be going to and through while others will be going and back forth.
A rampaging mythical beast being feasts those with ears that are pierced and who worry the least.
There will be unpleasant weather conditions with driving wind and heavy showers.
It will be a very wet weekend particularly on Sunday in the South-east of England.
Water bowers will be over-flowing with rain water, and the rain will be swamping the flowers.
The grand brass band leader will play a sousaphone while doing a handstand.

The thicker clouds will be marching in to Scotland in the North and West
where it will be very cool and very windy with temperatures going down to 9 centigrade.
People will soon be stockpiling thermal vests while others will be putting on their Sunday best.
News of those want a colder winter will join the Snow Storm weather crusade brigade.
There will be a drier conditions but it won't stay long as there will be another squeeze of the isobars.
Wailing and gnashing of teeth will be heard while others watch the thickening of dark grey clouds in the sky.
While others abroad will be counting their lucky stars as they seek comfort at their posh wine bars.
Some others runaway to Blyth, where they will be rewarded with bramble and rhubarb pie.



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Post 5003

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

It is forecasted that Ireland and the British Isles will be having a wetter and milder autumn and winter.
There will be a very strong Atlantic driven jet steam that will be bring 125+ south westerly gales.
People will soon be wondering if they will ever see snow, even from a British athlete sprinter.
This will be felt at ski resorts as faraway in the city of Versailles when they are having cocktails.
Forecasters say there will be extensive low pressure spreading from Scandinavia to Greenland.
There will be increasing intense high-pressure ridge building up from the Azores to France.
The weather will never be bland, the temperatures may be warm but not enough to get tanned.
There could be a chance that there could be snow Scotland in the villages and the manse.
The day and night-time temperatures will be between the late teens and early twenties.
There will be weeks and months of non-stop of continuous rain that will last both day and night.
People will be getting colds and influenza where there will be non stop sneezes and wheezes.
Nothing will seem all right, with the very unseasonable weather that will give all a fright.




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Post 5004

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

The weather is out of our hands.
It's quirky in almost all lands.
If they say 'twill be clear,
Keep an umbrella near,
For this no one quite understands.



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Post 5005

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

[Shamelessly pirated from the interweb:]

I heard there was a secret chord
that Data played and it pleased the Borg
but you don't really care for androids, do ya?
It goes like this the Borg, the Sith
the crossover movie and the budget shift
and a baffled fandom crying Hallelujah!

smiley - pirate


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Post 5006

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Autumn comes with beautiful misty mornings
with fine drizzle soaking through the muddy ground.
There will be many Met Office severe weather warnings
with strong gales and the swaying of trees that are making no sound.
The Queen Elizabeth II Thurrock bridge's two lanes will be closed
causing 20 mile traffic jams as motorists try to stay composed.
The autumn weather will continue through the winter and spring
where Ireland and the British Isles will experience severe flooding.
People will become downhearted as they lose their zing
at Bonfire night there will be no sound of fireworks exploding.
This is because of the nights and days of continuous heavy rain
where other parts of the world will be getting all the frost and snow.
Ireland and the British Isles begin a get winter weather campaign
because of the flooded meadows, which has filled everyone with woe.


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Post 5007

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

Pierce, I knew the tune by the third line.
Your lyrics, like Leonard Cohen's are fine.
I didn't know songwriting was part of your plan,
But if you want to walk with me a while, I'm your man.


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Post 5008

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Turn to the right when running away from a cloud sprite.
Step in time out of the very muddy soil and grime.
Turn to the right when you want to use your second sight.
Step in time when you are trying to impress others by the way you mime.
Turn to the left when you are at the machine using warp and weft.
Step in time when trying to climb out of vat filled with sage and thyme.


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Post 5009

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

I'm weeding my herbs all the thyme.
My helper's an out-of-work mime.
We don't talk at all,
As leaves start to fall,
And now we should put down some lime.


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Post 5010

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

There once was a fruit bat named Eric
his better half was hysteric
she screamed and she wailed
she hollered and railed
the tales of her fits became epic

smiley - pirate


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Post 5011

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

The air's getting nippy 'round here.
We may get some flurries, I fear.
My leaves I must rake,
For appearance's sake.
I'll work 'til my yard is all clear.


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Post 5012

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Believe me you need
to leave me be, leaves!
raking you is too hard
I cannot rake with believeable ease
since I'm locked up inside Scotland Yard

smiley - pirate


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Post 5013

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

Fred Astaire's
Putting on airs,
Dancing on ceilings,
Floating up stairs/


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Post 5014

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Other meteorlogists may turn me on, but I let temptation slide.
Used to be so plain to see, the hunger in my eyes when I produce extensive Northern Blocking.
There is excitement in the eyes of the coldies that they could be going on a sleigh ride.
Irish and British coldies who want to see Easterly winds and very cold weather that comes knocking.

But now I'm, trying (trying) to satisfy everyone as I try to do my very best.
Here comes the Scandinavian high (high, high, high, high).
And that the end of the beastly jet stream which hails from the West.
Hopefully Blizzards will come by Christmas when people are eating a mince pie.
Keeping it light, keeping it straight, alright with a sudden stratospheric warming event.
The reports of copious amounts of snow coming as far south as Essex and Kent.


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Post 5015

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

We will be rocking around the Christmas tree
on a snowy mountain slope watching folk ski.
It is at the outdoor village Christmas party hop
eating chocolate candy and chewing on a lollipop.

The choirmaster will be holding the mistletoe and waiting for a kiss
from those who are filled with the party spirit and love to reminisce.
But there are those who are reluctant to waltz on the dance floor
despite the arrival of a party of giants and a Sagittarius centaur.








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Post 5016

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The weather computer models have predicted a very mild winter
for all those who live in Europe, Ireland and the British Isles.
This has brought much woe to the those work at the local vintner
with news of the dreaded Azores High which was forecasted by Miles.
There will be torrential rain and westerly winds bring much sorrow
to those already flooded while other areas are having blizzards.
Very mild temperatures and unsettled weather which fill all with woe
and many will be asking help from the winter weather wizards.
Superheroes will be asked to dramatically cool down the oceans
and to refreeze the Arctic and the Antarctic as well as replant the forests.
This will be done by using various magic spells and exotic potions
by the magical community country folk, farmers and the village florists.


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Post 5017

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

The winter, they say, will be mild.
With snowbanks we may not be piled.
No temps in the zeroes.
I've hired superheroes
To keep things from getting too wild.


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Post 5018

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Sweet dreams of this,
who am I to disagree.
I have watched Chris
bending on one knee.
He went to travel the seven seas
looking for something.
He then found the warrior Maccabees
sitting on a garden swing.

Hold your head up
keep on moving.
Go and drink out of loving cup
when partying and grooving.
Chris wants to see you
when dancing the night away.
Chris wants to remain nonplussed
when playing a game of lawn croquet.





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