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Post 5241

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Dan has a plan
to become a woman.
He wants to be known as Anne
the Gran who's a fan of bran.
Dan-Anne has a new van
for the gender fluid clan.
Dan-Anne wears her Kaftan
when making flans for the g-man.


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Post 5242

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I don't know what gender I am.
At times I suspect I'm my Gram.
At times I'm a boy,
or a latte with soy.
I might have turned into a clam.


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Post 5243

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Red Spanish plume
Storms are falling from your Spanish plume
That will banish all our doom and gloom
So please, please don’t go away
As we will welcome you to our British shores.
Please will you answer our heartfelt prayer
of bringing us warm, sultry winds coming from the Azores.
So, please bring with your convective weather
With lots of thunder and lightning to the South East.
As we are at the end of our tether
Waiting for you to bring us our rain and storm feast.

Bringing you all the rain storms your heart can hold
Please say si si when you hear our plea.
And we will welcome to the weather forum fold
as you fill us with hope and glee.
Say your Spanish plume will be coming to us
that you will gladden our hearts with the Azores High.
We promise not to make much of a fuss
when we are making our blackberry and apple pie.


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Post 5244

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

A cyclone is coming our way.
It's gonna be wet all the day,
The gusts may be strong,
But don't get me wrong.
Can't stop it, so let us just play.


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Post 5245

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Pump up the jam, when having it with ham and spam.
Pump it up when you want to jump over a wooden stump.
While your feet are stomping, whenever you go romping.
And the jam is pumping when your computer’s data dumping
while you’re chumping and trumping.

As you start fist thumping as you look at the crowd who are all wearing bling.
Sit on a swing and listen to swing jazz and sing about the one ring when wearing a sling.
Pump it up a little more. Even if you feel it’s a bit of a bore and a chore.
Let your spirits soar as you adore the centaur who’s an expert in weather lore.

Get the party going and flowing as the hurricane strength winds begin blowing.
It will inspire you to improve your sewing and yo-yoing whenever you are crowing.
Get the party going on the dance floor, when people are awaiting outside by the lake-shore.
Try not to grunt and snore when looking at the barn door or when inside the book store.

See? Because that's where the party's at with the cats that are all hearing their top hat.
They will discuss about this and that when sorting their miscellaneous tat which has been stored in a vat.
And you'll find out, if you want to go and have another pint of stout which will make you pout
when eating stale sauerkraut with grilled trout along with a giant Brussels sprout.

I want my aunt May to make me her home-made croissant who lives in Vermont and who's related to Merope Gaunt.
My aunt likes to haunt her own home who she likes to flaunt when she has had a castle jaunt.
A place to stay at the seaside bay where they have a firework display which is parfait
and a Shakespeare play at the grey café where Henri practised his ballet.



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Post 5246

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

A hurricane doesn't come often.
Its power will usually soften,
And just give us rain,
With gusts. Can't complain!
Its winds aren't too strong. They're just coughin'.


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