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Post 4441

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

I dreamed I was meeting Voltaire
And Caesar and Yogi the Bear.
A picnic sublime
Caesar brought the wine.
Voltaire brought a chocolate eclair.


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Post 4442

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I had a row with a cow who would shout out powwow
whenever I was sitting by the plough eating my chow.
It was a Cairngorm homestead where everyone ate bread
on their bed with a bedspread especially after Fred fled.
Joan's clone would play the saxophone sitting on a throne
made of precious stones which she sat on eating a scone.
She grew roses that won prizes and also made her own clothes.
Joan would even make clothes for the local drama group shows.


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Post 4443

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

This lim-e-rick should not make sense.
Its logic is hardly immense.
Participles dangle
In one ugly tangle,
With too many syllables in the last line, plus a fence.


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Post 4444

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

We all want to be served vindaloo by a gnu called Sue
who's helped by a cockatoo called Pru who comes from Peru.
We'll be served home brew from a canoe by a kangaroo
called Hugh who's got a tattoo of an oak and a yew.
There'll be a gumshoe called Lou who'll come with a pot of stew,
fondue bowl, wine, glasses and a corkscrew that helps us pull through.
Next time we'll have a barbecue without any ballyhoo or we'll get deja vu
with a kung-fu fighting panda called Yoda who gives interviews about growing bamboo.



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Post 4445

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

There once was a nearsighted beaver
Who tried to make love to a lever.
He poked it for hours,
Brought candy and flowers./
Its father came in with a cleaver!

smiley - yikessmiley - run


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