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Post 4541

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

The sun and the moon made a deal:
The vast karmic order they'd steal
In bits very small.
They'd smuggle it all,
Then serve it with roast leg of veal.


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Post 4542

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I want to have seasonable autumnal weather
where I'll blether about my garden heather.
I would like plenty of heavy mist and fog
when I go out for my early morning run and jog.
I would like to have very heavy and hard frost
that in the sun it will look shiny and glossed.
I would like the frost to last until midday
and perhaps some early snow so as to use my sleigh.



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Post 4543

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

My verses I'm loathe to inflict
On those whom I've specially picked
For literary prizes
Or scholarly surmises.
All others? Consider yourselves tricked.
smiley - tongueout


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Post 4544

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Pardon Gordon and Don who love to egg on
the school matron when they wake up at dawn.
They beg her for a boiled egg and the school's peg leg
which is the school's mascot along the bootleg brandy keg.


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Post 4545

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

At night, I've a snifter of brandy.
This helps when i want to be randy.
This leads, it would seem,
To a really strange dream
In which I'm attacked by some candy.


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