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Post 4601

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

There has been a sudden stratospheric warming event
which has caused the polar vortex winds to split.
The polar winds have been displaced and dent
which excited some cold weather fans a little bit.
The weather models* were forecasting something different
where they see mild, wet, wild and windy weather
caused by the strong polar vortex and jet stream.
It had the coldies** at the end of their tether
when weather reports were going from the sublime to the extreme.

*weather models - computerised weather models
**coldies - a term used on weather forums to describe chinophiles (those who love snow and cold weather)


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Post 4602

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The weather forecasters have been on a pub crawl
that become a pub run to the hot tub.
Their disagreements have led to a public brawl
about Wolverine's imaginary erstwhile friend Bub.
They have been arguing whether he is real or not.
He has been spotted last week in the Essex town of Grays
as he is the weather forecasters mascot who's a bit of a swot.
Bub is know for his home made mayonnaise and his meteorological essays.
He has also promised the meteorologists that their favourite mild weather
will be coming which is mild temperatures, strong winds and heavy rain.
Some of the forecasters have even been seen wearing black spandex leather
costumes when taking part in promoting their rain and showers campaign.
They don't want to see anything colder or any signs of snow
as this would spoil their fun as they don't even want to see frost.
They want the westerly winds to blow and flow like a tornado
and for it to keep on raining until the end of Pentecost.




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Post 4603

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

It's time to begin to grin at the bin where I put my violin.
I want to make a din at the Half Moon Inn with my rolling pin.
Some come and count in those who are called Gwyn and Lyn
who like to spin dance with the mighty Quinn who likes to drink gin.
It's driving the audience crazy when they start shouting daisy
as they begin to ask where is Maisey as the sky becomes hazy.
Kate arrives with her date who knows how to ice skate
and organise a fete where a primate loves to debate about the climate.
Her date works at the rodeo and eats gateau when playing ludo
or the lotto in Glasgow where time slows down when anyone sees a crow.
There is a shrine where there are pine trees that came from the Tyne
where everyone drinks fine wine whenever they are dining at nine.


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Post 4604

paulh. The world is a circus, and we all are clowns

We're likely to get snow and ice
Tomorrow. It will not be nice!
We'll slip and we'll slide,
By Nature defied,
Surviving by eating some mice.

smiley - mousesmiley - esuom


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