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Post 5121

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I'm sitting alone, 'cause the virus
Is doing its best to expire us.
My hands I must wash.
The water I slosh.
This crisis will waste us and tire us.


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Post 5122

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

I'm so alone with my clone called Joan
who loves to have a good old moan.
My feelings about you are still the same
when we first met at the ballgame.
I feel empty without you playing the kazoo
or teaching me, magic spells and voodoo.
So when you come back with your backpack
and a photo of a yak having a snack.
So, you've been gone, so very long
and now I've wrote a song to help me keep strong.

Once you've come back from Dundee
to sit down beside me, drinking a cup of tea.
These are the words that I'll say to you,
take a pew Sue and share a bowl of fondue.
Welcome home, to my new astrodome
and here is the latest garden gnome called Jerome.
Come on in and make a din with my violin
as I'll get the gin and play the mandolin.
Close the door and we'll have more
of Hungarian goulash and wine brought from the store.

I thought of all the things that I want to say
about knitting a beret and building a bob sleigh.
The things that I will say to you, about the favoured few
who have spotted cuckoos making their debut.
When you are here, bringing lots of laughter and cheer
as we share premium beer while wearing our biker gear.
When we are together, we always blether about the weather
especially when we're at the end of our tether.




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Post 5123

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I don't know which bagels to buy.
Or should I get blueberry pie?
I face indecision,
And general derision,
And only can ask myself why.


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Post 5124

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

I love the sound of breaking glass
during the arithmetic class.
I love the sound of mowing grass
while I am playing the double bass.

Especially when I am with Tony
who is a Welsh pony who eats macaroni.
I love to make syllabub and zabaglione
to eat after my pizza that's top with pepperoni.

I love the pulsating sound of destruction
while taking part in an alien smiley - alienfrown abduction.
I love to receive social media video instruction
which helps me to improve my subject introduction.

When there is nothing new with Hugh who has a dragon tattoo
that is speaks in Zulu and Urdu when dancing the pas-de-deux.
He gets overcome with deja vu whenever he visits the zoo
to hear a kangaroo moo while practising kung fu.


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Post 5125

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

My Acquaintance from Aquitania
lived by the Sea
moved herself to Oceania
and ate oysters with glee

Got drunk on champagne
but only offered tea
This made me quickly realise
that she was not for me

smiley - pirate


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Post 5126

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Tuesday I lived in the Then
because I did know how
Today I don't do that no more
I'm living in the Now

smiley - pirate


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Post 5127

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Eat fish! It is good for the brain.
I'll say it again and again.
But swordfish, they say,
Is toxic. It may
Be worse a bit of ptomaine.


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Post 5128

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

There is a fifth dimension where people receive their pension.
It is beyond what is known by Stan who's got a spray tan.
Stan will be holding a stress relief convention so as to get everyone's attention.
He drives a van and is the founding member of the van shoes clan.

The fifth dimension is wide as space where everyone wears clothes made of lace.
It is timeless as infinity where everyone has free holidays by the sea
Tourists buy bookcases for their home libraries and send messages via subspace.
All then will be invited to afternoon tea where they have an online shopping spree.

It is the middle ground, where all sound is drowned by a Bassett hound.
It is where light and shadow, attracting all those who goes with the flow.
They will see a fairground which greatly astounds all with its background.
If you try to make a sound, it will begin to snow and make everything glow.

It is between science and superstition giving all who enter magic ambition.
It lies beneath the pit of our fears of running out of premier beer.
This inspires all to launch a beer finding mission headed by a beautician.
It brings cheer to all those who are very dear to us when visiting the seaside pier.

it is the summit of our knowledge where everyone makes a drinking pledge.
This is a dimension of imagination that is sparked by group meditation
as it inspires them to inspect their trees, shrubs and hedge.
This will help with their creative creation that will give them much elation.

It is the area that we call the Twilight Zone which is guarded by Joan.
This will take us all to the Outer Limits which is inhabited by hermits.
They play the trombone and eat ice cream cones while having a good old moan.
You will be taught how to knit by Kermit who's a knit wit that's full of wit.


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Post 5129

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

The Twilight Zone's somewhere in space.
I think it's near Orion's face,
Or maybe near Mars.
Strange freaks crowd the bars,
Rod Serling's a very strange case.


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Post 5130

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

smiley - galaxysmiley - galaxysmiley - galaxysmiley - galaxysmiley - galaxysmiley - galaxysmiley - galaxysmiley - galaxysmiley - galaxysmiley - galaxysmiley - galaxy

Galaxies dance to the music of time
never thinking of taking a break
Distances mean to them less than a dime
(You can expolate all from a small fairy cake)

smiley - pirate


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Post 5131

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Fairy cakes cost sixty quid.
I can't explain why, they just did.
They had orange frosting
(The task was exhausting).
They were eaten by Captain Kidd.


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Post 5132

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

If you see a faded sign in Newcastle upon Tyne.
It will be at the far side of the road that's guarded by a toad.
The toad is painting on the road a white line while drinking wine.
It lives in an eco-friendly artisan hand made toad abode.

The road signs says "15 miles to the Love Shack hotel".
I will be heading down the Jesmond Dene motorway.
When I arrive I will sit down and cast a patronus spell
of a thestral, telling everyone I have arrived and that I feel okay.


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Post 5133

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Mr. Toad has a patronus.
It helps him avoid any onus.
He's very desirous
Of avoiding the virus,
Especially all those Coronas.


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Post 5134

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

I got a sudden fright from the sight of the light on the night.
I passed by the window and saw her holding her hawthorn wand
She was talking to her house elf who caught a water sprite
it was found in the garden pond who came from Back of Beyond.

I was filled with gloom as I entered the drawing room.
She then approach me with her wand so as to cut my long hair.
It was on the orders of Lord Voldemort and Doctor Victor von Doom
as they were jealous of my beautiful mane that gave me style and flare.


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Post 5135

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

At dawn, all my gloom starts to dissipate.
I'm finally apt to participate
In writing bad verse,
Or stuff that's much worse,
While watching Ma Nature precipitate.


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Post 5136

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Do you not see
how pressure might be
applied to both sides
unevenly?

Let pressure be such
when we go Dutch
that I can have scotch
and you can have tea!

smiley - pirate


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Post 5137

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I'll have to write this stuff alone,
And leave all my good friends to groan.
I think 'twill be adverse
When they read my bad verse.
I'
ll sit high and dry on my thrnne!


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Post 5138

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

There is a chap who wears a flat-cap
and loves to rap when reading a road map.
He has a nap that makes his dog yap
whenever he claps while drinking frappé.
The chap always minds the gap
when having a flap when playing snap.


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Post 5139

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

A long time ago when Joe went with the flow
with Flo and Mo at the village agricultural show.
It was in a galaxy far, far, away in a remote cafe
where Henri and his flying toupee called Hose.

There is an army of clones made of Joans
with their pile of precious black and blue stones.
They gather together to have a good old moan
about their lost perfume consignment from Cologne.


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Post 5140

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I gather with myself and me
To ponder this Earth's destiny.
To bake or to freeze,
With ice on the seas,
Or tropics in Norway and Swe-

den.


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