h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think he's been eating the hamsters...hootoo is going ever so slow

You mean, Yoda is not a vegetarian?



Another illusion savagely destroyed...

Terri is trying furiously to get him to regurgitate, but I think she's on a losing battle.

Oooh, just come across this one!!!

Yoda wishes it to be made perfectly clear she is a SHE and even more importantly she is a Siamese, not just any old moggy. Her head is strangely similarly shaped to the Yoda of film fame (especially with ears back)but she is of course exceptionally beautiful; there is a photo of her on Az's fokti page *hunts for link...Apathy takes over, let Apathy find it later*

As for vegetarian; she is having none of that nonsense thank you very much. Only Whiskas Gourmet sachets (less than 10 minutes from having been opened) will do, supplemented by bikkies & cream (we do not do milk, tsk, the very idea!)If access to the Great Outdoors permits, small rodents, birds & yummy lizards provide a crunchy change.

She is currently Resting between her many public engagements, but may deign to honour you with her presence at some later stage, a small but perfectly tastyor are acceptable gifts.

Yoda