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Post 661

Pandora...Born Again Tart

The guys at the pizza joint always knew when I had a date. On date nights I never let them put onions in my salad!! smiley - biggrin I didn't even realize how obvious it was!~ smiley - ermTil they teased me. smiley - biggrinsmiley - ermThem their building fell down.
Wonder how THAT happened?!

smiley - whistle

...it really did fall down~ I was in the hardware store we have in our Village. It's a really cool Hardwars store as everyone who works there are female! smiley - biggrin
Isn't that cool? smiley - biggrinYou should hear some of the grummpy old men who HATE to ask a woman how to fix their loo or what have loo. smiley - winkeye And, people, some people actually REGESTER there when they become engaged. Which I most certainly did not. And only found out that people did that there when people asked why I wasn't ever registered there?! smiley - ermsmiley - laughIsn't that a queer sort of shopp? Or is it just me? How very modern. smiley - diva


Naming your alien

Post 662

Pandora...Born Again Tart

smiley - blushI completely forgot what I was saying! (there's s fellow in the next yard yelling out to me...if I ignore him he'll just keep yelling...time to boost the decibles on MAC here)smiley - musicalnote ...what WAS I saying... smiley - bigeyes
I've been awake two days. I'm going to bed. ...*rubs her head...thinking to herself...I'm quiet sure I would have made the fella's giggle ...what the smiley - bleep
...smiley - shrug...*
smiley - biggrinG-Day Boys! smiley - kiss

smiley - zzz


Naming your alien

Post 663

Tonto

Gday Pan

You always make this fella giggle smiley - smiley

smiley - run
no onion then. Nice one.smiley - choc Was it your fault the building fell down then smiley - winkeye


Naming your alien

Post 664

Pandora...Born Again Tart

smiley - ermWell, I sure felt like it was. smiley - cry Not only was the ONLY good pizza place gone but ... even more importanlysmiley - wahThe club above it fell down as well! It was THE only place for someone like mesmiley - divato be seen in my cups!~
...I was standing in the hardware store & everyone was looking at them clear the rubble... (that's how the hardwsare store got into my story here)...and I asked someone what they were all looking at?! Everyone looked at me as if I had three heads, which is really nothing new ...then I was taken out side ... turned toward the direction of the rubble and asked, "What do you see?"
smiley - erm
Ooooo smiley - bigeyesI see John Chapin standing in the middle of the road!~
"What else do you see?"
smiley - erm
smiley - biggrinI see Dan Bailey and some of the other firemen standing behind yellow tape!
Then I was asked, "smiley - puffAnd what do you see BEHIND John & Dan?"
smiley - erm
smiley - erm
"Whaddo you mean??? I don't see anything behind them."smiley - dohsmiley - huh?
"EXACTLY! Now, take a good look and tell me what's missing from this picture?!"

smiley - yikes

smiley - tongueoutNo one could believe I had driven past the place, parked my car, WAVED to John Chapin & not noticed the building had fallen down.smiley - blush

smiley - ermIn my defense I would like to point out that I DID notice what color John's shirt was! smiley - bigeyes


Naming your alien

Post 665

Tonto

smiley - yikes was anyone in the building?

I think to make the story full we need to know what color John's shirt was smiley - winkeye


Naming your alien

Post 666

Tonto

Hmmm, this is an old thread.

So Pan, you got any new stories for me<?>


Naming your alien

Post 667

Pandora...Born Again Tart

smiley - bigeyesHave I EVER~! smiley - biggrin

However, do to the smiley - monsterMODSsmiley - monsterI'll ave to be good and not tell you. smiley - angel

p.s.
John's shirt was blue. smiley - bigeyes


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Post 668

Tonto

smiley - biggrinPlain or patterned<?>

Are you saying that they are not stories that the smiley - monstermods would allow<?> smiley - yikes

The mind boggles....... smiley - run


Naming your alien

Post 669

Pandora...Born Again Tart

smiley - bigeyesthasssss what I'm talkin' 'bout. smiley - whistle


Naming your alien

Post 670

Tonto

Fair 'nough. I'll keep stuum.

smiley - smileysmiley - chocsmiley - cake


Naming your alien

Post 671

Tonto

What did we call the alien<?>

Hows life Pan<?> smiley - biggrin


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