h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The guys at the pizza joint always knew when I had a date. On date nights I never let them put onions in my salad!! I didn't even realize how obvious it was!~ Til they teased me. Them their building fell down.
Wonder how THAT happened?!



...it really did fall down~ I was in the hardware store we have in our Village. It's a really cool Hardwars store as everyone who works there are female!
Isn't that cool? You should hear some of the grummpy old men who HATE to ask a woman how to fix their loo or what have loo. And, people, some people actually REGESTER there when they become engaged. Which I most certainly did not. And only found out that people did that there when people asked why I wasn't ever registered there?! Isn't that a queer sort of shopp? Or is it just me? How very modern.

I completely forgot what I was saying! (there's s fellow in the next yard yelling out to me...if I ignore him he'll just keep yelling...time to boost the decibles on MAC here) ...what WAS I saying...
I've been awake two days. I'm going to bed. ...*rubs her head...thinking to herself...I'm quiet sure I would have made the fella's giggle ...what the
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G-Day Boys!

Gday Pan

You always make this fella giggle


no onion then. Nice one. Was it your fault the building fell down then

Well, I sure felt like it was. Not only was the ONLY good pizza place gone but ... even more importanlyThe club above it fell down as well! It was THE only place for someone like meto be seen in my cups!~
...I was standing in the hardware store & everyone was looking at them clear the rubble... (that's how the hardwsare store got into my story here)...and I asked someone what they were all looking at?! Everyone looked at me as if I had three heads, which is really nothing new ...then I was taken out side ... turned toward the direction of the rubble and asked, "What do you see?"

Ooooo I see John Chapin standing in the middle of the road!~
"What else do you see?"

I see Dan Bailey and some of the other firemen standing behind yellow tape!
Then I was asked, "And what do you see BEHIND John & Dan?"


"Whaddo you mean??? I don't see anything behind them."?
"EXACTLY! Now, take a good look and tell me what's missing from this picture?!"



No one could believe I had driven past the place, parked my car, WAVED to John Chapin & not noticed the building had fallen down.

In my defense I would like to point out that I DID notice what color John's shirt was!

was anyone in the building?

I think to make the story full we need to know what color John's shirt was

Hmmm, this is an old thread.

So Pan, you got any new stories for me<?>

Have I EVER~!

However, do to the MODSI'll ave to be good and not tell you.

p.s.
John's shirt was blue.

Plain or patterned<?>

Are you saying that they are not stories that the mods would allow<?>

The mind boggles.......

thasssss what I'm talkin' 'bout.

Fair 'nough. I'll keep stuum.

What did we call the alien<?>

Hows life Pan<?>