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Hi Tonto
Saw your Haiku topic, as above.
If you're interested, a scary Pingu can be found at
A642764 (EPR4 - Enter GoldSpeech)
I got a lot of stick for killing him off.

...but he certainly frightened me too.
P.

I did a search for A642764 on h2g2 but I think the number is too long! What are you directing me towards?

Tonto

And yes, Pingu is very frightening. But you killed him off?

Hi Tonto
If you type GoldSpeech into the Search window up top, then hit the button, you'll find it as the only Entry.
Alternatively you can go to my Space and get there via the End of the Pier Revue link (it's EPR4). This route also leads to the earlier nonsense (including the paper-clips)that preceded Pingu's demise. But I wouldn't wish that on anybody.
Basically, Pingu first turn-up as a burned-out discard of the BBC, with a serious cod-liver oil habit. Pinniped (who is a cynical little b*****d) pulled him out of the gutter, but trained him up as an assassin, ultimately intending to exact revenge on Auntie. But first, he got sent after this wayward SpellChecker...
It was all starting to flag a bit (to say nothing of the unfortunate but entirely unintended terrorist training camp topicality), so I killed Pingu off to see if anyone would notice. A few did, and they all complained.
So now you know!
See you around
P.