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No you're only averagely boring actually. smiley - smiley


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Nick Fel

I know him in real life and he is actually very very boring. Think Marvin, only worse.


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There's nothing wrong with Marvin or are one of these people with an irrational dislike of artificial lifeforms? Why I'v spent many an interesting day or two talking circuitry and microprocessors. Marvin , boring , never.


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Big Goolies

would this be the world famous mathew mell of woburn drive that we are talking about?
he's alright, as long as you're not a double glazing salesman. if u dont know what i mean, just go up to him and say "hey, monkey boy, show me what happened with the double glazing salesman" and he will re-enact the scene for you, remember the "monkey", otherwise he wont show you.

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