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The whale, the gloves, the barge and the mystical ocean.

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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

We've a mystical ocean, in our front room.
No. seriously, we have.
It probably looks an aweful lot like a shelf to most people, a wooden shelf.
its not a shelf, its the mystical ocean, which belongs, to the pair of gloves that live in the mystical barge. The gloves, called glovvey the glove, wears hats, shes got a lot of hats; and a mystical glove box floats next to her barge. The hats probably look a lot like the netting four bulbs of garlic come in.
Anyhnow, now, thanks to the London H2G2 meet, the ocean now features its own whale, and a soon to be built temple of hate. - we never realised how sweary whales are. Maybe this is just a particularly sweary whale. she likes the mystical ocean we think, and she's got a small bowl of petunias floating next to her.

There is also a very heavy metal anchor, on the mystical ocean, which may, or may not, bare a striking resembelence to something that might both be obtained from a local hardware store, and have various BDSM uses smiley - blush

I get on better with reality thesedays, since we changed it smiley - zensmiley - evilgrin

In otter news, the boot camp/circuit training today, was a wash out; terential rain stopped play, and as only one person turned up, we didn't run it; the one person who turned up got a free PT session in the gym instead.... = I assume we'll try arrange it again; this time hopefully they'll consult me and W more; as we were smiley - wahsmiley - snork on discovering they'd made no alternative arrangements for what to do it the weather was too bad for outside activities smiley - laugh

There is a lack of organisation at the gym smiley - snork = W and I are now official proof readers for all official gym 'matterials', thank BoB smiley - groan we get rather mythed to say the least by all the misspelt and wrong grammer used throughout all the posters etc up in the gym smiley - laughsmiley - groan

Did a work out ourselves, as we were there.
Cardio, intervals on elyptical smiley - puff

Single leg presses, mainly on my weaker, left leg, and then a lot of 'ankle presses', on the leg press machine, just working my ankles/lower leg.

Then upper body weights, triceps, biceps, chest, a bit on my shoulders, and a lot of squats smiley - puff

sausage and egg omelette for breakfast.
Tuna sandwichs for lunch.
Beef chili for dinner, with rice smiley - zen apple and a pear for dessert smiley - zen

Gym tomorrow, one client, some training for us, towards our PT/gym instructor course, plus a cardio/weight training session, of our own smiley - zensmiley - puff


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Post 2

Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)

No offense, m'dear, but I'm rather hoping W is the chief proofreadersmiley - laugh


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Post 3

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Oddly... yes he is smiley - laugh - I'm a lot better at proof reading mind, when its for that reason I'm doing it; rather than just writing random stuff on the net... smiley - laugh


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Post 4

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Poor socky 17A is now joining the barge, gloovey, and the whale (plus petunias) on the mystical shelf... smiley - sadface - socky 17B is missing and socky 17A is so sad smiley - sadface


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Post 5

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Socky 17B missing in action? smiley - whistle

smiley - pirate

PS: I should probably explain that back in my youth in Germany we would call condoms "close combat socks" smiley - winkeye


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The Left Reverend Doktor Baron Grim

smiley - laugh


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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - bigeyessmiley - wow I gotta remember that one! smiley - snorksmiley - roflsmiley - coolsmiley - biggrinsmiley - blush


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Post 8

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

You're welcome smiley - biggrin

smiley - pirate


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