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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - snork
No, there really is*/was* a point to this journal, other than wanting to use that title smiley - whistle who?; me?; childish? never smiley - angelsmiley - snork

There was a drama on the radio this mornig, I think it was the one in Womans hour, on radio four... They interviewed the autor before hand.... Actually thinking about it, he himself really couldn't have sounded any more camp had he tried to do so... Actually maybe he was trying to do so...
Anyhow...
Started listenign to the drama... It were terrrible... really terrible smiley - dohsmiley - sorrysmiley - erm and it was just too* gay... too... full of Clich├ęs and ... Well just terrible... I gave up listening to it in the end smiley - ermsmiley - weirdsmiley - ufo

In other news.
Where. the. smiley - bleep is the stuff I ordered... I'm really beginning to doubt the functional abilities of our post man... smiley - grrsmiley - wah
Been up since 8 AM, waiting for the postman to bring the stuff I've ordered, the same in fact as I have done every day cept Sunday since last Thursday. smiley - sleepy must nearly be lunch time smiley - grovelsmiley - flyingpig
Grocerys arriving tommorrow, so I'll Have to be up fairly early for that, and no doubt to wait yet again for parcels to arrive... or not arrive as the case seems to be smiley - dohsmiley - erm


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aka Bel - A87832164

I'm waiting for a parcel, too. It was sent off on 31st may, so *where* is it? smiley - grr


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Post 3

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

I hate waiting for the postie. I'd rather watch water come to the boil.


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Post 4

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I've had some things arrive, the end last week, which were sent after* the stuff I'm still waiting on... smiley - dohsmiley - erm So either... postman failed to deliver, and also failed to leave the 'I failed to deliver ' note... or, he delivered to a wrong address (well we often get things for other people; I had two expensive harddrives delivered to a sandwich shop several streets away, and my several hundred pound netbook was delivered to a newsagents....) smiley - huh
Or, its just not gone through the system yet and actual left the depo to be delivered to my door... smiley - ermsmiley - weird
Or, in the case of one item, it could theoretically be a dodgy EBay seller not sending it out; though I doubt that very much as he was a power seller with 100% rating and no sign of any previous mal-practise like that from the reviews...) smiley - huh and, of course, that wouldn't explain where the other stuff is...

Some, of the stuff, wont' arrive until later in the week; I've not had Emails to say two or three of them have bene sent yet, but the two I'm waiting for in particular, oughta have arrived by now really, judgeing by when the Email said they wer sent out smiley - dohsmiley - erm


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kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

I had an argument with my online dvd rental place a while back. They kept saying 'oh your dvds are in the post, it just takes time for them to get to you". I kept saying that in the 3 years I'd been using their service the dvds took only 2 days to get to me, not 5. Eventually they did turn up with multiple postmarks on them and looking like they'd been sitting on the sorting room floor for a week.

Do you have signature required there?


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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I don't think any of the stuff I'm waiting for requires a signature... its all probably far too big to just fit through the letterbox though smiley - dohsmiley - erm
No sign of it yet... just a pizza takeaway leafelet through the letterbox a little bit ago smiley - dohsmiley - droolsmiley - erm


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Post 7

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

leaflets like those are food porn to me smiley - drool

smiley - pirate


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Post 8

Baron Grim

I'm definitely not going to google "food porn". smiley - yikes


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Post 9

Lanzababy - Guide Editor

oh go on! I did and got this

http://foodporndaily.com/

smiley - drool


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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I just googled 'food porn' smiley - wowsmiley - droolsmiley - droolsmiley - bigeyessmiley - wowsmiley - ermsmiley - magicsmiley - wowsmiley - evilgrinsmiley - devilsmiley - erm
err... I was going to say something....
Oh... we get an awful* lot of food porn through here; I think there is a lot of students in rented accomidation near me, well I'm a few minutes walk from one university, and then not very far from about a dozen Cambridge University colleges... so I think this area getts put high on the list of places to which they deliver such food porn smiley - biggrinsmiley - weird
Actually as I took the most recent leaflet out of the letterbox earlier, I noticed a pile of 'paper' on the floor just underneath the leterbox in the hall, probably three or four of the daily 'junk' 'newspapers', which are glorified porn for advertizers, and mixed in with that there were maybe one or two dozen shiney looking leaflets... hmm.... and that will be what has arrived since Friday I think smiley - ermsmiley - doh
hmmmm... I'm now going to spend the afternoon thinking of interesting things to do with bacon, sausages, eggs and various choc spreads and spray cream smiley - evilgrinsmiley - whistle


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Post 11

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I do hope you are all happy with yourself now.
Look what you've made* me go and do. smiley - evilgrin :
I've started writing a guide entry, which I shall if I finish it, attempt to get into the EG, with a workign title of 'food porn', or possibly 'Food and sex a primer' smiley - evilgrinsmiley - boingsmiley - snork
May take me a little while to finish as I think I need to do some primary research for this article... smiley - biggrinsmiley - snorksmiley - evilgrin


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Post 12

Lanzababy - Guide Editor

I shall sit a wait patiently 2legs!


smiley - zensmiley - chocsmiley - strawberries


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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...


smiley - biggrin
Mind, writing it is also quite fun, as |I've made a start.... Trying to be 'safe' with words and suchlike to ensure its not too .... X-rated for teh EG smiley - snorksmiley - angelsmiley - handcuffs
So far I've choc, cream, body paint (found the edted entry on that to link too), aphradisiacs, and then I think on to the more ... unusual food to involve in bedroom experimentation smiley - evilgrinsmiley - angelsmiley - wah
Its difficult though... I keep having disturbing thoughts involving a full english fy up smiley - snorksmiley - runI think researching for the guide entry might prove to be a lot of fun.... :- any weird looking 'personal' adds on free add sites appearing in my area, with a strange food related trend to them is probably just a coincidence smiley - angel


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fords - number 1 all over heaven

Gives a whole new meaning to fried eggs smiley - bigeyes


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dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

I'm all for field studies...smiley - evilgrinsmiley - handcuffs

smiley - dragon


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Post 16

Baron Grim

Oh, my... speaking of food and porn. Stephen Fry just tweeted this BBC link to an interesting recipe.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/carrotsglazedwithcum_80467

(Wonders if this post will be smiley - moded or smiley - yikesed)


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Lanzababy - Guide Editor


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fords - number 1 all over heaven

smiley - laugh


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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

The internets is great.... Its like a giant play-pen for all the weirdos to hang out and contact each other.... smiley - whistle Already have my first bit of ield research en-route to being organised for an evening later on this week smiley - whistlesmiley - droolsmiley - angel ... organising such things must have been so difficult and time consuming before the advert of the giant internet weirdo play pen smiley - snorksmiley - angel


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Post 20

gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA

I agree 2legs....

In those days, we had to write letters. Most of the time the 'Postie' somehow *lost* them.............

A few months later, hisa house would be raided, and several hundred letters would be found............

Wonder if that is what has happened to your 'Stuff'???

smiley - smiley
GT


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