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"Sip water or other clear fluids"...

Post 1

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - weird Is one bit of advice for people who have stomach cramp/period pain. smiley - erm Well, on medline I think it was.
No idea why I've got period pains (well probably just stomach cramp in my case I guess, unless there is something my parents never told me...) smiley - whistle
Hmmm... Wel abdominal pain would be more accurate, though it is cramp like, I seem to recall that* would be a little* on the low side for the stomach itself.

So, and unusually for me, I'll follow the advice, and
"Sip water or other clear fluids"

Well I do* have water, so I guess I could sip that. But... It does say 'other' 'clear fluids', and I do* have some vodka... So that oughta be OK then I guess smiley - run


"Sip water or other clear fluids"...

Post 2

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Putting fluid, i.e. water in a hot water bottle then putting it on my tummy helps more smiley - biggrin


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Post 3

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

You think I own a hot water bottle? smiley - ermsmiley - laugh Well the vodka appears to be halping..... or at least makign me not notice the ache/pain smiley - snorksmiley - ermsmiley - stiffdrink


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Post 4

gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA

smiley - snork!

The Isale of Man produces a clear* Malt Whisky called 'Glen Kella'


That is good for pain releif as well!!!


smiley - laugh
GT


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Post 5

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

There are very few problems in life, both medical and other, that arn't improved with the careful application of a single malt, vodka, gin or beer... Internal application, of course... smiley - stiffdrinksmiley - alesmiley - stout


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Post 6

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

>>The Isale of Man produces a clear* Malt Whisky called 'Glen Kella'

Not anymore they don't. They were taken to court for crimes against Whiskey. Or rather for buying Scotch and taking the colour out on Manx and and passing it on.


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gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA

smiley - runsmiley - runsmiley - run

Google 'Glen Kella'


smiley - runsmiley - runsmiley - run
GT


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Post 8

gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA

OOOPPS

Cheeky Sods!!!!!


smiley - smiley
GT


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Post 9

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - yikes back on the water for now smiley - wahsmiley - ojsmiley - sleepy


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Post 10

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

i'll stay on this smiley - stout until i get cramps smiley - drunk

smiley - pirate


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Post 11

toybox

Back on the water? You are showering at one in the morning?


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Post 12

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

maybe he is taking a smiley - fairy across the mersey

smiley - pirate


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Post 13

toybox

Is this a euphemism for something dirty? smiley - bigeyes


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Post 14

Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book

This is a 2legs journal, euphemisms need not apply.


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Post 15

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - bigeyes I don't know... I'm gone for five minutes and my journal ends up being full of smut.... smiley - whistlesmiley - angelsmiley - zensmiley - handcuffs
Where is my stuff... I'm expecting four parcels to arrive today... smiley - grrsmiley - grovel


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Post 16

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Crimes against whiskey? Did the Americans sue then Jack? smiley - tongueout


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Post 17

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I don't think it's fair to call it crime against whisky. After all it's still scotch smiley - zen

Selling it under false pretences is a crime against customers though and we won't stand for it smiley - grr

smiley - pirate


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