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Scarlet Bacon...

Post 21

Lanzababy - Guide Editor

smiley - huh I keep meaning to ask - why is your bacon scarlet in the first place 2legs?

Too much marinade or tomato sauce/ketchup? smiley - bigeyes


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Post 22

Baron Grim

So it won't clash with the pumpernickel...

smiley - runsmiley - rofl


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Post 23

Ivan the Terribly Average

I thought it was because it was steeped in sin.

Or, to be honest, that's what I was hoping. It would have made for smiley - bigeyes interesting reading.


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Post 24

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Well... its like a red meat... so its like kind of... bed... and scarlet is like a kind of red isn't it? smiley - erm and scarlet bacon is kinda like scarlet pimpanel ain't it? smiley - erm
Though I far prefer your suggestion smiley - snorksmiley - evilgrinsmiley - handcuffs
Just packed my bacon away, as the grocerys arrived this morning... very* nearly had some for lunch but plumped for cheese tomato cucumber and pickle tiger rolls instead smiley - droolsmiley - blush


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Post 25

Baron Grim

This bacon isn't scarlet (but it might be kosher). http://failblog.org/2010/05/03/epic-fail-photos-kosher-fail-3/


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Post 26

Effers;England.

Today I splashed out on:-

Denhay west country dry cured bacon.

It says on the packet,

'Smoked back from welfare assured British outdoor reared pigs.'

"This award winning bacon is dry cured with sea salt, and smoked over beech wood before being allowed to mature slowly."

smiley - droolsmiley - cool

It bloody well ought to be delish..given its price.


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Post 27

KB

Welfare-assured pigs? Spongers...should get a job like the rest of us.

*grumble grumble*


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Post 28

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Bluddy pigs, come over here, steal our jobs, take benifit money, crowd up our hospitals, and steal all the jobs in the hospitals... smiley - cdoublesmiley - winkeyesmiley - drool
Sounds delish smiley - drool I want a full report on it smiley - drool : The best bacon I used to get was from the farm shop over the road, sadly its not there any more smiley - wahsmiley - dohsmiley - droolsmiley - flyingpig Tommorrows lunch err today then really now I guess, will be almost* but not entirely unlike bacon....:- Pork sausages smiley - droolsmiley - hotdogsmiley - flyingpig


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Post 29

There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

I bought some Chimay cheese today smiley - drool Bloody expensive in this neck of the woods but a nice treat every once in a while.


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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

re 28:

Don't forget we also try to smiley - thief your smiley - divas smiley - whistle

smiley - pirate


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Post 31

Effers;England.

2legs I can report back that that Denhay bacon is totally sensational. I had a bit of a hangover this morning and made a bacon sarnie..OMG it was orgasmic..so I then made another one straight after it..you know these things are nice when they are multiple smiley - winkeye

I got it from Sainsies; I don't know if it's available elsewhere. But it's about the best I've ever tasted...worth every penny.


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Post 32

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - drool I shall keep a look out for it smiley - runsmiley - flyingpig


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