h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Its really disconcerting when people are wearing socks during sex... I dunno why... it just is... and... well I'm ment to be concentrating on something other than their state of sock-wearingness
In other news... off to ten pin in a moment

It's more than disconcerting - it's positively evil. It means they're not really stopping . . .

ooo... maybe its so they can have a quick getaway should they want too Hmmm... they don't useually stop that* long weather or not they're wearing socks

>It means they're not really stopping . . . <

Yeah too right lanza. The memory of a certain special sexual encounter has been forever tainted by the memory of his socks; He had to leave shortly afterwards, to get back to his wife.

Maybe they're just afraid of their socks going missing, or chewed by stray dogs, or stolen by playful kitties... Who knows what can happen when you have unprotected socks?

I must be very weird. I don't mind socks. On my other half, that is. I mean ... I'm not usually looking that far down ...

Mol

Of course one should never* have unprotected socks.... that is just toying with all kinds of things...

Confuscius he say......

Man does not look at mantelpiece when stoking the fire.......




GT

I can't help it... each time he's been here... he keeps his socks on I'm just too observant I guess and now... well I can't help but notice now I've really* become aware of it lettuce see what happens thursday

Umm

http://i.imgur.com/oktz6.jpg

I don't believe those are safe socks.

I read the subject line as socks and sax.

maybe they think they have ugly feet and keep the socks on for that reason

And if they have smelly feet, they should keep their wellies on as well!!!

(Billy Connolly)



GT

Perhaps you are failing to give him enough time to disensock himself?

Perhaps he is feeling uncared for because you are failing to sensually divest him from his gentleman's half-hose?

Perhaps he isn't wearing socks at all (that would be the worst).

Hmmm.... or maybe my bedroom floor appears to be less clean than I take it to be Hmmm.... ancient old floorboards are ment* to look that way arn't they?

Or the floor was cold.

Doesn't feel cold to me... but maybe I'm just used to it

There's only one excuse for socks... Haste to get only as nekkid as necessary.

IMO, they should then be removed shortly after the occasion as you *should* have time to relax then.

If not, something's wrong

Perhaps they have a hideous case of athlete's foot or veruccas and dont want to tell you?

Gnarly toenails! FUNGUS! EEK!

cloven hooves?