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Having just dusted my bedroom, I've come to the conclusion....

Post 1

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

That I don't ever need another bottle of aftershave. I've bottles of aftershave there that date back a good ten years or so to when I was a student. So I guess I don't ever use aftershave. I wish people would stop bluying me aftershave.

Also, in addition, I've come to the conclusion that I have far too many differnt bottles, jars, tubs and other types of containers, containing various types of moisturiser, body lotions, hand cream, etc., etc., etc.,

Why? Why do I have such a bewildering array of moisturisers/lotions, and unused bottles of aftershave? smiley - headhurts

In other news, the new Westurn digital Cavia Black harddrive arrived yesterday.
The new very nice QWERTY keyboard arrived today, for some reason in a box large enough for a small person to live in smiley - huh
Then the third delivery, a smaller box containing the PCI firewire card.

Quite why a single order from a single company took three seperate deliverys over two days is a mystory... smiley - erm the large box on its own would have been sufficient to hold about a dozen harddrives, half a dozen keyboards, and a fair few of the PCI cards... smiley - huhsmiley - erm
Think I should go sweep the bedroom now smiley - zen


Having just dusted my bedroom, I've come to the conclusion....

Post 2

Baron Grim

Like how this memory stick was packaged? http://failblog.org/2008/04/17/packaging-fail/

As far as all the lotions and aftershave, think of it this way: You'll never need to buy another gift for another male acquaintance. If you don't know someone well enough to buy a special gift, aftershave them!


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Post 3

Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book

I'd need to change my advanced filing system before dusting.smiley - winkeye


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Post 4

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

My advanced filing system is really very advanced... hardly had to move much before dusting... just push the bottles of aftershave out of the way first of course smiley - doh

I've already tried giving some of the aftershave away... to my Brother... he said he didn't want it smiley - snorksmiley - doh


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Post 5

Baron Grim

Start bringing a bottle along on every interview.


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Post 6

You can call me TC

Perhaps there should be an Aftershave-Crossing network. You know - you leave them in loos all over the British Isles and follow their whereabouts on the internet. Like the books people leave at airports.


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Post 7

Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune

My filing system is exceedingly advanced and often unintelligable to those who dont take the time to understand my logic.

Sort of like the dewy-decimal system in cyrillic, filtered by fragility then mass then volume then alphabetically and finally sorted according to what I use the most often.

Other people call it 'mess' apparently.


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Post 8

Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune

Geocache your aftershave bottles!


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Post 9

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Ooo I could try g giving them away at the next London meet... smiley - snorksmiley - laugh


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Post 10

8584330

You could leave one on the bar each time you visit a pub.


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Post 11

Lanzababy - Guide Editor

Chuck it out! It doesn't keep you know. smiley - winkeye We can't have you smelling wrong, now can we?

You could give it away to people you hate - but then you still might have to smell them


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Post 12

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Ooo I like the idea of leaving it in the pub... smiley - biggrin

I only use natural purfumes.... coffee and cigarette smoke mainly with a bit of whisky and beer thrown in smiley - snorksmiley - angel


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Post 13

toybox

Mmh, Eau de 2Jambes smiley - drool


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Post 14

There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

You must have at least one bottle of Brut and one of Aramis in that collection smiley - tongueout


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Post 15

Baron Grim

HAI KARATE?


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Post 16

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

Brut... horrid smell!

Some 30-35 years ago far too many men used Brut, regardless of age and I don't know what. I remember having both a "sort of stepdad" and a "sort of boyfriend" using it, and if you went out it was frequent scent used by the boys...

May Brut RIP.

smiley - dragon


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Post 17

8584330

I kind of like Old Spice.smiley - smiley


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Post 18

There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

Hai Karate... that means just one thing to me - Valerie Leon smiley - drool


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Post 19

Baron Grim

Cool. Found the UK advert on teh interweb by searching her name.


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Post 20

There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

And in a smiley - nurse uniform too smiley - bigeyes


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