h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Greetings, comrade.

You are well learned. Perhaps are forces should be allied.
There is something very 'fishy' going on in H2G2 as of late.
Douglas Adams attended a covert meeting with many financial powers on the 18th of jan.
The purpose of which still remains unclear.
Special forces have uncovered the identities of some of the 'party's' attendents.
Dr. Roger W Ferguson, jr (aka. The Ball), William C Hartnett, and Col Sanders, to name a few,
were present at the meeting. This buisness about 'the Guide' going mobil has got some people
in the h2g2 community wondering just who is this Douglas Adams? Why does he insist the guide has to be in your hands at all times?

Take cation, compadre. Lets keep this 'hush-hush' for now.
You take care of yourself.

If some of you are musical rebels, I will be their Keeper, and if some of you are rebellious musicians, I will be their Muse (or both, obviously).
I have to stress that they must be rebels, and I have to warn you that, once you are in power, I will support those that rebel against you, as is my nature: I am an eternal (ageing young) rebel...

For the moment though, you can count on my support, until I feel I have to rebel.

Kinds like Che Guevara after him and Fidel won Cuba back for the people.
Castro wanted do deal with the world powers inorder to increase thier ability to affect the world.
Which they did to a certain degree.

But Che got restless and felt governing was just a game of playing into other's hands
So he left to other nations around the world inorder to help them rebel.

What you say reminds me of Che.

Che was a real rebel. HE can't help it if the capitalists use his portrait now to sell t-shirts...