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The Alien and the Bitty Bat
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Started conversation Jul 29, 2007
The Alien and the Bitty Bat went to sea
In a beautiful purple sheen boat
They took some tea
And plenty of Greeh
All wrapped in a wolf skin coat
The Alien looked up to the stars above
And sang as he played his violin
'oh Batty, oh Batty, oh Batty my friend
What a lovely deity you are
you are
you are
What a lovely deity you are!'
Batty said to the Alien 'You remind me of Deucalion'
How charmingly sweet you play
But the hour is nigh
When the Greeh runs dry
So here we cannot stay'
They sailed without barf for a hour and a half
To the land where the Greeh tree grows
And there in a wood a great Greeh bush stood
With bottles of Greeh in the hedgerows
hedgerows
hedgerows
With bottles of Greeh in the hedgerows
'Dear bush are you willing to sell for one shilling
your Greeh?' Said the bush, 'I will'
So they took it away and were drunk the next day
By the house of the synthetic squirrel who lives on the hill
And they dined on Brie, drank plenty of Greeh
With a hobo by the name of Bill
And hand in hand by the sound of the band
They danced the whole night through
night through
night through
They danced the whole night through
Based on the poem The Owl and the Pussy-cat by Edward Lear
The Alien and the Bitty Bat
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jul 30, 2007
Batty satisfaction guaranteed 
The Alien and the Bitty Bat
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jul 31, 2007
The Alien and the Bitty Bat
Batty_ACE Posted Aug 2, 2007
*sneaks out a bottle of her last McLurchers Hormonal Blend and a special bottle of vintage Greeh* I think this calls for a celebration...
The Alien and the Bitty Bat
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 2, 2007
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The Alien and the Bitty Bat
- 1: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jul 29, 2007)
- 2: Batty_ACE (Jul 29, 2007)
- 3: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jul 30, 2007)
- 4: Batty_ACE (Jul 30, 2007)
- 5: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jul 31, 2007)
- 6: Batty_ACE (Aug 2, 2007)
- 7: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Aug 2, 2007)
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