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Good moments in H2G2.

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Fenchurch: Down, is infact, the other way.
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Zaphod: Listen you semi evolved simian, why don't you go climb a tree?

Arthur: Go bang your heads together, four eyes.

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Bug: THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?!

Zaphod: No, A Zaphod Beeblebrox. Haven't you heard I come in six packs?

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Ford: So I sent it to you for safety.

Arthur: Oh yes? Whose?

Ford: Never you mind.

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Ford: I leapt out of a high rise office window.

This cheered Arthur up.

Arthur: Oh! Why don't you do it again?

Ford: I did.

Arthur: Hmmm... obviously no good came of it.

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FrogstarClassD: I KNOW! You must have one of those new Xanthic Restruction Destablizied Zenon Emitters!

Marvin: Nice aren't they?

FrogstarClassD: That's what you've got?

Marvin: No.

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Marvin: What a depressingly stupid machine.

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Narrator: Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunians as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why a bowl of petunians had thought that, we'd know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

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Prosser: But the plans were on display...

Arthur: On display? I eventully had to go down to the cellar to find them.

Prosser: That's the display department.

Arthur: With a flashlight.

Prosser: Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.

Arthur: So had the stairs.

Prosser: But look, you found the noticed didn't you?

Arthur: Yes, Yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard."


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