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Post 11421

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Received replysmiley - smileyHow easy "fake news" is done on't web eh!
No wonder many (and in cases mesmiley - biggrin) can be "fooled"
But! smiley - winkeyeWhen it comes to money etc - NO WAY am I fooledsmiley - laugh

Apart from that bit, nowt new heresmiley - erm


Pesky Groundhogs

Post 11422

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

smiley - laugh Yep. It's easy to make stuff up on the web. Last night, we were watching a 'documentary' about ghosts. smiley - rofl Ha! The two guys in it were real ninnies, with more tattoos than brain cells...

By the end, the 'ghost' left footprints on their floor...looked like a giant chicken! We laughed so hard...


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Post 11423

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I only believe in 2 spiritssmiley - smileywhisky and vodkasmiley - laugh


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Post 11424

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

smiley - laugh

We had to go to the doctor's for the annual checkup today. The young lady assistant ran through the checklist with me.

She: It's time for your Depression Checkup.

Me: Huh?

She: Are you depressed?

Me: No.

She: Okay. That's done, then.

smiley - rofl


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Post 11425

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - laughI had a phone consultation the other day with a consultant, re my breathing/lungs etc - Yep! Your blood/oxygen tests etc are ok - how you feeling etc ?
I'm ok! (biting my tongue thinkingsmiley - evilgrin"I'M talking to you on the phone! So I'm still alive")

smiley - doh

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh


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Post 11426

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

F1926355?thread=709330

smiley - winkeyeSpiritssmiley - biggrin

link in there of pictures no use now - deleted as such ?


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Post 11427

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

smiley - rofl Yep. That's the sort of thing that drives you mad.

The other day, we went into the hospital to have blood tests, or so we thought.

First, you have to check in. 'Do you have shortness of breath, fever, etc?' 'Nope.' 'Have you been around anybody who was sick?' 'Nope.' 'Been out of the state?' 'Nope.' Get a sticker and go to the next one.

'What do you want?' 'Blood tests.' 'Go over there.' Fine.

She stares at the computer screen. 'Birthdays?' She stares...

To me: 'You have an x-ray tomorrow.'

Me: 'No, I don't.'

She: 'Oh, yeah, that was three years ago...' Stares some more. 'Sorry. I don't have any tests for you.'

We leave. I told the nurse practitioner all about it. She's the best. She said, 'Okay, I'm going to give you the papers. That way, they can't lose them.' She also said something about that receptionist having 'no brains'.... smiley - winkeye


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Post 11428

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - laughsmiley - laugh
I always say! - What's your name ? oh! hard questions first eh!

answers everything smiley - winkeye

AND I'M the idiot ????? smiley - rofl


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Post 11429

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Gonna bail out smiley - smileysmiley - okI'll "see" you later smiley - smiley

happy supper smiley - hugand stay safe bothsmiley - hug


smiley - nur


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Post 11430

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

smiley - laugh Amen.

They have this newfangled idea about checking in at the doctor's office. They hand you this computer slate. The material is supposed to be anti-bacterial. Anyway, you have to go through all the questions to fill it out.

So, I'm sitting in this chair. With a mask on. And reading glasses, which are fogging up because...mask.

And it asks a million questions. Your birthdate. Your address. Who can we tell this information to? Then comes the good part.

'Put your insurance card on a level surface and take a photo of it.' I hold the thing over my lap while I put the card on the magazine on my lap. Then try to push the touch screen...okay, after a while it works...

'Now, turn the card over and take a picture of the other side.' smiley - grr

'Now swipe your credit card to pay $5,' okay, that takes four tries, finally. Yes, yes, send the receipt for the bleedin' $5 to my email account.

Finally, the long boiler-plate 'you can't sue us, you have to pay the bill, etc, etc' comes. 'You have to sign it.' I try and try. 'You have to sign it with your finger.' Are you kidding???

I finally had to take it back to the window for help. smiley - rofl

Got home. Had an email. 'Would you fill out our survey? How can we improve?'

I wrote in the box: 'Please stop making visually-impaired seniors in masks fill out those tablets. Send the info through your perfectly secure portal online.' smiley - winkeye

Anyway, Elektra says hi, and for me to say good-night. So good-night! smiley - run


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Post 11431

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Does your doc's think it's Fort Knox ? smiley - laughsmiley - laugh


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Post 11432

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

smiley - snork And THEN...some clueless lady from the health service called this morning to see if I was 'happy' with the appointment. smiley - rofl


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Post 11433

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Are you sitting down ?

Wednesdaysmiley - ermI spent £65 ($84) for a new blu-ray/dvd player smiley - laughsmiley - laugh
my other one kept sort of scrambling the picture intermittently ?
I sprayed the inside with an air canister thing smiley - laughno better smiley - grr So I thought sod it! Can't be bothered to take it to a repair shop, buy a new'unsmiley - laugh
I've asked my son if he knows a mate etc who'd like one smiley - whistle for nowtsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh


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Post 11434

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

smiley - cool Does the new one work well?


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Post 11435

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - magicsmiley - oksmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh

smiley - winkeyesmiley - whistle "any" new owner of me old one smiley - evilgrin can pay to fix any problemsmiley - winkeyeif it happens to them...

Yorkshire smiley - winkeyesmiley - winkeyetight ass'


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Post 11436

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smiley - laugh That's fair. If I had one, I'd give it to my nephew. He can fix anything. (He's a mechanical engineer.)

Jimmy Carter's just turned 96. smiley - biggrin He's now the longest-lived president. Wish we had him back. smiley - rofl


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Post 11437

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I was for Barack Obamasmiley - smiley

There's no worries about coronavirus smiley - winkeyeTrump! Now who's got it smiley - whistle


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Post 11438

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

smiley - snork Some people on Twitter won't believe it. They say he's faking to get out of debates now.

Barack Obama didn't run against Jimmy Carter. smiley - rofl


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Post 11439

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

"Barack Obama didn't run against Jimmy Carter"
I knowsmiley - smileybut I like Obama

I hate the systems of OUR and your political party/politics etcsmiley - biggrin

IF everyone is FOR the country and people ? why are they arguing ? WORK AS ONE!smiley - smiley


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Post 11440

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

PS: NOT Dictators etc smiley - smiley But democratic etc smiley - biggrin


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