h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*waits around for Shade*

Now that's just plain damn scary: Just after I typed that, Iron Maiden's the Deullist came up on my mp3-playlist.

Sorry for the wait havent been able to gey to a computer

*Takes off jacket and hangs on peg*

Fist blood from torso, and since were on the same team in the grannd sceem no death blows. No hidden weappons no armour and no handly placed holy texts to save you when my peirces your flesh.

*takes out spork and takes up garde position*

I underestimated you. You kept your cocentration noew to turn up the anti

Engarde.

Have at thee!

begins slow circle

*circles*

tries basic 12 strike

*parries easily*

basic trials out of way

Very basic.

of corse.

But its always worth testing the water

Did you find it to your liking?

It shows you have the basic skills. Im not used to fighting one persdon who is good.

Normally many people whos statergy is Pointy end goes in other man

I know someone who fights like that.

I works against anoter large force when your force is larger but not 1on1

Nope. The trick with one on one is to wait for the opponent to make a critical mistake.

Wich leaves you with a lot of staring.

//sudenly weird efects were red lines come across each warriors eyes happen

huh

What's that all about?

not sure

*does simple but powerful strike (wich ralph will easily parry of corse)

but puts ligt mak across chest with hdde knife and draw blood. Jumps back an gards*

I hope you have lernt the lesson

Actually, since we are formally duelling, you have lost, because you didn't fight honourably. Hidden knives just aren't the done thing.