h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi hunny. How are you?

Hey I'm alright. You?

Yeah, I'm fine, thanks. Normal working day - though slightly less productive that I would have wanted...

Distractions?

I should get some work done today Yeah, right

Some - but mainly just getting up too late...

You can do it.

I know the feeling.

Hmm, I dunno, I'm pretty unmotivated

I know.

Oh, shush - just *start*, that's the secret...

... but I'm hungry, and my apartment's a mess and I need to go get some stuff ... I'm the queen of procrastination

Suit yourself...

Now what kind of motivation is that?

I have another person coming over to look at the kitties this afternoon, but I will try to get some work done

Reverse psychology...

I hope he/she is nice and take some of the kitties.

Yeah, me too. I always feel bad when they go though

Understandably. So, how many of them are still left? Three?

Yeah, the three girls.

Here's hoping they'll get good new homes soon.

Yeah. At least I'll be able to save some money on my food bill. Most of it goes towards the cats at the moment.

You're turning into a cat lady before your time...

Just practicing. There are heaps of strays around here. If I had the time and the money I'd catch them and get them all desexed.

Practicing, eh?

Yeah, I'll prob'ly have scores of cats when I'm old and senile.