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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

Hi. I'm the Jester, one of the Guardian Angels. (We're not an official group, have to say this to keep the ACEs happy) and on behalf, or bequarter, of the rest of the GAs I would like to welcome you to H2G2. If you want a GA to help you get settled in, go here: http://www.h2g2.com/F37639?thread=82202 Feel free to wander around, but here are a few links to help you get started: H2G2 clubs: http://www.h2g2.com/A270325 3:-D JOTD: I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.


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Titania (gone for lunch)

*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner*

This is an unofficial greeting!smiley - smiley

Welcome to h2g2! I'm one of the Guardian Angels around here.
You might find our New User's Guide helpful, found here:
http://www.h2g2.com/A352667

Please do not hesitate to ask me if you have any questions!
You'll find my page here:
http://www.h2g2.com/U135628

May the smiley - fish be with you...

*drifting off, in her usual v.e.l.manner*


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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

I was meaning to post that link, but I couldn't find the page.

3smiley - biggrin

JOTD: I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.


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submersible_toaster (Keeper of the Underwater Appliances)

DLT8000's would have to be my brain backup device of choice.

tar xvf /dev/rmt/tps7d3nrnsv > 65535@toaster

smiley - smiley


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Titania (gone for lunch)

*floating in* Hi sumbmersible toaster!:-) If your looking for a cup of coffee and company, join us at the Aroma Caf�, here: http://www.h2g2.com/F26140?thread=82393&post=654937 *drifting off*


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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

WHAT?!? WE GET OUR OWN COMPANIES?!? WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THIS EARLIER?!?

3smiley - biggrin

JOTD: The only thing worse than X Winsows: (X Windows) - X


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submersible_toaster (Keeper of the Underwater Appliances)

speaking of X. I don't suppose there's a GuideML composer available for SGI ??

print "my conduct as a sys. admin is on display - how's my perl? \n";
open (COMMENTS,">>/dev/null");
$_ = ;
print COMMENTS ;


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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

Not that I'm aware of.

3smiley - biggrin

Got my assignments finished, so I'm back on h2g2

JOTD: The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.


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