h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is there anything that we can do for you? Such as trying to get all the little features on the original page working again? I've got far too much time on my hands at the moment, and I'd be glad to give you a hand (even if it is getting Alundra to fireball that evil conjuror)

*wanders in, tripping over the shards of all the broken fings* Blu? Your Highness? Mz Sultry-voiced Seductress? Hello? ello? llo? lo? o?

Hmmm...

Damn, I was kinda hoping you were Blu. She's moved into a new lair (log cabin, I kind of recall (wrongly, probably)) in da Yoop, and her computer doesn't seem to want to work, and she doesn't have the time to sort it out, nor the time to use it. Apparently. This is what I think happened, anyway.

Either that, or some evil magician cast a spell on her... [Broken link removed by Moderator]