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Nockers Posted Nov 3, 2001
Have you shorted out my fence?
I put all this effort in, then someone comes round and breaks it. If it's not you, it's Calamity.
I don't know why I bother.
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. Posted Nov 5, 2001
Sorry about that.
It wasn't very pleasant. I jolly well hope it hurt you too.
I don't know why you bother either, but I think it serves you right.
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. Posted Nov 12, 2001
I told you to go and do something very sensible but it appears to have disappeared.
So I'll just suggest, very politely, that you might like to pay a visit to this delightful place called b*****y.
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Nockers Posted Nov 12, 2001
I see, you come round here, break my stuff and then mess the place up with rude words.
I don't know what you youngsters are coming to, really I don't.
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I'm not really here Posted Nov 12, 2001
Realy Art, anyone would think you were over 50! Not someone not yet out of his teens!
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. Posted Dec 7, 2001
Well he looks about 102 with that beard...
It seems, Art, that a certain person doesn't like it when I talk to you.
Tough.
You there, you CERTAIN PERSON?
Going to kick up a fuss?
Art
Mina
Niwt
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Nockers Posted Dec 10, 2001
Certain person? No one here called that. So don't worry about it.
Totally out of character, I'm pleased to see you back on h2g2. Although not necessarily back in my workshop.
You're not going to break anything this time are you?
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. Posted Dec 12, 2001
All right.
Ha. I only posted here and to some of the oldest conversations in Peer Review, because I was feeling . Now I'm trying to do my other 150 conversations before I go away.
*crosses fingers* No, I'll sit here and be quiet and I won't touch anything.
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. Posted Feb 4, 2002
I did go away actually, but then I saw this and I came back in a hurry. I don't want to give you any satisfaction.
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Calamity Schrodinger - The wild cat who walks by her wild self Posted Feb 4, 2002
Trust me he wouldn't know satisfaction if it bit him on the *rs*.
Morning Arthur.
How are you, you miserable old ?
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. Posted Dec 22, 2002
After re-reading through http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/F75100?thread=149563 a whole year later, I found my way back to this thread. It's weird, but now, at the not-really-very-grown-up-but-I-can-at-least-pretend-it-is-for-the-purpose-of-this-post age of fourteen and a half, I am able to see that all my posts here were made totally innocently, but I can understand how they could have been misinterpreted. Hmmmm. How absurd. And I left this place because of that.
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I'm not really here Posted Dec 22, 2002
I'm sorry to hear that's why you left. I thought you'd simply found other things to do.
Some people are born to try to cause trouble for others. I'm very angry that one of those people had this effect. I never misinterpreted anything that you said, having fun is a much better thing to be born to do!
General woffle that would really piss Art off
. Posted Dec 23, 2002
Hallo, I'm very glad to hear from you again, it's nice to know you're not dead or in severe pain or a quadreplegic. You were one of the people I missed a lot.
Anyway, yes, I knew you wouldn't misinterpret anything, but apparently someone else did, except they did it deliberately.
BTW, do you know anything about this "Friends List" thing? I appear to have such a thing at the bottom of my space, with some people on (you too), but I never added anybody and I don't think I'm on their lists. Do you know anything about this?
How is Art by the way?
Niwt
Shiny!
Mina Posted Dec 23, 2002
Ooh look, it's me again!
Art's fine, he hasn't been bothered by anyone (including me) for about a year now, and that's just how he likes it.
The list of friends is a list of the people whose journals that you have subscribed to. It's all terribly marvellous.
By the way, I wondered when I read your last post how you could still be 14, when I thought you were 14 last year! Where you telling porkies, or was I just a bit stupid?
Shiny!
. Posted Dec 24, 2002
Ah, Friends List, right
Last year I was 13, I was 13 until May this year. I was born 14th May 1988, so you can figure everything out from there. I'm pretty sure I never said I was 14 when I wasn't, and this is the first time I've posted as a 14-year-old.
Happy Christmas and all that.
N
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