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A bunch of colleagues or a beautifull girl, poor Deni, tough decision

Tough life aint it

Ive got some work to do today thank god

I always have work today. Had lunch with Anu (beautiful girl) at McDonalds today, even more romantic than the canteen
Had another very long kiss and a little more

Eww did she have gerkin stuck in her teeth

NO!
She had chicken nuggets, no burgers, and before you ask her mouth didn't tase of BBQ sause and she there weren't pieces of unchewed chicken in her mouth either.

Oh ok you said you had something more so I thought she threw in some munched on food

I meant more than kissing, a bit of rubbing and foreplay

After a McDonalds god your brave

Actually it was on the way to McDonalds
I was hungry for more than food

But you had to settle for a rub and big mac

Yeah, but I'm seeing her on Saterday evening, she's comming round to see all the work I did in my sisters house cuz I told her all about it. She lives really far away so ya never know, she might stay and I will be right there to seduce....I mean make sure she's got everything she needs to have a comfortable evening

Did you 'go large'?

lol Nice one!!

God dont get my mind going on these rude comments

Not with the food Nex, I'm putting on too much weight sitting in this office, but I did go large in other aspects, what with the rubbing and everything
Its OK Leanne, go as rude as you like, we all know each other here

Im not rude or naughty Im thinking or giving up sex altogether!

I just got a load of pressies and a bottle of shampaine from my colleages, maybe I should have had lunch with them, I feel bad now

Why would you ever think about giving up sex? ARE YOU MAD!!!

A little crazy !!

I dont think one of your collegues would have been up for a McDonalds and a rud

N but they gt me pressies and stuff meaning they like me and I only like a couple of them and I DISlike the rest of them. I just mean. You cannot give up sex, it'll never work, you'll get tired of d***o's and vibrators and go back to a guy, hopefully I'll be there to seduce.....support you. I've done it again

Nah I wont get bored!

Their probably happy that your going JOKE

I know, shampaine, that's what my sister just told me
Nah, they just know I like my alcohol I'm sad that I'm leaving now, I like it here, boose and pressents