h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No Im not

All I said to Wonko was prove it as a joke and he did I was shocked when I saw he did cos I was only kidding!

And you said you'd show me urs when we meet, I never asked to see it or hinted in anyway!

What is this if you show me urs Ill show you mine

You said I'm boring
I'll deffinately show you ine if you show me urs

I was joking about that!

Do I have this effect that you all wanna drop your trousers

Yep
OK, enough of this rudness, letts talk about something else

Something else to talk about erm ok where you taking your new bird for dinner today?

Im staying in at lunch cos I need to sort out my guide entry someones given me more facts and web sites etc which is good in a way and bad in another cos I have to do more research and find somewhere to put it all

I'm not sure if its my new bird, its not gonna last longer than a week, but anyway where just having lunch in the cantein downstairs. We're in the middle of nowhere so we can't go to a resturaunt or anything like that.
I havn't read your guide entry yet , but I will

The Canteen How ROMANTIC just playing with you!

You better read my entry and let me know what you think about it

Don't play with me young lady
I've just read your entry, its really good. My mum's a psychotherapist and clinical psychologist, and I alway used to type up her reports and article so I know more than average about psychological illnesses, including OCD. All the facts seem to be correct and its very well written. See your not a dumb blond afterall

Thanks thats the nicest and cleanest thing you've said to me all day!

I'm just playing atound with the dirty stuff, don't take me seriously

I know babe dont worry

Its just a laugh anyways

OK goos, so I'll continue:
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Just kidding

lol you better be

I am. Now mind has drifted to strange places today and I'm in the process of recovering. So start a conversation by introducing one of your interesting but pointless facts

I miss you

But your always photocopying, get someone else to it, I'm gonna miss you too much

Im sorry babe Im gonna miss you loads too!

Let me know when your back

Ok baby


Well Im going now so Ill see you soon

Oh god, I can't cope, where are are you?
If I don't switch the light on and off 17 times before I leave a room my family will die. And I have to eat from a new unopened serial pack everyday or I will get poisoned and die. Do I have OCD?